VIRUS ALERT
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately!! Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprogrammes your ATM access code, screws up the contact list on your handphone and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will programme your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man, are you listening?! ALL YOUR BEER!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will make you fart next time you're talking to someone "important", all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!!!*****
SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND
In case you are an ah lian, this is a joke.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprogrammes your ATM access code, screws up the contact list on your handphone and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will programme your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man, are you listening?! ALL YOUR BEER!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will make you fart next time you're talking to someone "important", all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!!!*****
SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND
In case you are an ah lian, this is a joke.