fuck this fucking shitty shit

[almostlaughing]

SO I HAFTA DO THIS WHOLE BIG THING FOR HUMANITIES CLASS, BECAUSE MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO, AND COS MY MIDTERM CAME WITH A BIG FAT F ON IT AND UNDERNEATH IT SAID 'IN DANGER OF FAILING' OH I GUESS I SHOULD JUST TRY HARDER, OR THATS WHAT MY MOM SAYS... AND MY TEACHER TOO, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW, SHE DOESNT MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY. SHIT. SO I HAFTA RESEARCH THIS RENASSAINCE ARTIST WHO ONLY PAINTS NAKED PEOPLE AND RELIGIOUS STUFF. THE WORST PART IS I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE IN THE PAINTING AND SHARE MY EXPERIENCE WITH THE CLASS. AND FRANKLY I DONT WANT TO SHARE ANY NAKED EXPERIENCE WITH MY FIRST HOUR CLASS....HMM WHO'S IN THAT CLASS...DAVE MCCARTER, DAVE DURRENBURGER, EVAN FRYE..ETC. THREE REASONS WHY I DONT WANT TO SHARE A NAKED EXPERIENCE WITH THE CLASS. AND I DONT WANNA TALK TO THEM ABOUT RELIGION EITHER REALLY. SO I AM FUCKED LIKE A DUCK IN BREEDING SEASON.LAST NIGHT SUCKED I CAME HOME AT ELEVEN COS I WAS FREEZING AND SOME FREAKY CARNY WOULDNT LET US OFF THE FERRIS WHEEL FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES NO JOKE I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET KIDNAPPED BY GREASE MONKEYS AND THEN FORCED TO PERFORM LESBIAN ACTS WHILE THEY MASTURBATED AND TOOK TURNS JOINING IN HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS THAT WOULD BE BAD.

WHATEVER DUDE IM OFF TO DO THIS SHITTY ASS PROJECT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? BOOBS OR JESUS?
LET ME KNOW SOON BEFORE I HAFTA DO EENIE-MEENIE-MINEE MOE.

LATA,
allison kate