103.
very old; originally posted at fandom_mule
oppaaaaaaar~ today we recorded our new mv. are you jealous? ;) i looked really good today!
Taemin almost drops his phone. Jonghyun shoots him a look that tells him to be good and seriously? Jonghyun shouldn't be the one to tell him that. Taemin just chooses to raise his eyebrows back and Minho looks over.
"Who's that from?"
"Krystal."
There's a noticeable deflation in Minho's voice when he responds. "Oh. Tell her I said hi to Amber?"
Taemin's fingers are moving before he can say no, and just as he is about to press send, Jinki sticks out a hand.
"No phones during an interview."
"But--"
Kibum looks back as Taemin's arranging his face into a pout.
"Your face looks disgusting like that, don't do that during the interview."
One of the pdfs announce that they'll be starting in a few minutes, and one of the stylists runs over, tugging hair and collars into place. She makes a face at the hand Jinki's holding out, then looks at Taemin. He wilts and puts the phone into Jinki's hand, and Jinki turns it off swiftly before sliding it into his pocket.
"Is that a phone or are you happy to see him?" Kibum side-whispers, and Minho cough-laughs into a closed fist.
"One minute!"
Taemin pulls himself out of a sulk and practises a smile.
"You look like you're grimacing," Minho says kindly, and the camera starts rolling as Taemin actually grimaces.
In the van on the way back, Jinki slides the phone back and attempts a bit of leadership.
"No phones during interviews, okay? Just turn it off."
"But!"
"No, no buts."
"You know he's right, no one wants to hear your embarrassing ringtone," Kibum adds, and Taemin starts to protest before Kibum holds up his own phone, the screen lit up brightly to say that it's calling annoying brat taemin.
It starts playing that nursery rhyme, the one about three bears with a fat mum and a tall dad -- or was it the other way 'round? -- and Taemin stares at his phone in horror. That is not his phone.
"You got a text from Krystal, by the way," Kibum says offhandedly, stopping the bear-torture as he turns his phone back to himself and hangs up.
Taemin snatches his phone back and looks at the message in dismay. It's read.
oppa is jealous, isn't he? i looked hot today, told you you should've come when you had the chance. you missed out ;)
He feels someone's breath on his shoulder and turns to see Minho.
"That's... cute."
Taemin wants to die.
you're embarrassing, why do i even know you?
Taemin sends back, typing it in furiously as he lies on his bed. The reply comes a few minutes later.
because you love me~ kekeke, oppa, don't deny it, you do, don't you~
Taemin gets the insane urge to throw his phone against the wall and, well, hopefully Krystal isn't expecting a response because his red cheeks are saying too much.
The next morning, his phone is still intact and Jonghyun and Kibum are hunched over it. He loves his hyungs, really he does, which is why he chooses to throw his pillow rather than the clock.
"What're you doing?" he says dangerously, and they drop the phone, hands held up in the universal sign of surrender.
"Nothing, we were doing nothing we weren't doing anything at all we were just looking coz we were worried it'd be damaged since it's on the floor and we know you care for your phone and all so we were just, you know, worried and didn't want you mad and--"
Kibum stops Jonghyun with his fingers over Jonghyun's mouth.
"It is exactly as it looks like. So, we're going to just. You know. Get ready now. Outside. Where it's safe."
They run and Taemin looks at his phone suspiciously. Carefully, he creeps over and cradles it in his hand, admiring the new dent before checking messages.
There's a fuckload of read from Krystal from hours ago, and he's paranoid, so he checks sent as well.
krystal~ i just watched some of the clips from the new mv and you looked so hot~ i'm so sad i missed out~~~
Taemin has to try hard to keep from gagging. And maybe he threw up in his mouth, just a little.
To keep from any insanity, he opens the first message from Krystal he doesn't remember reading.
i'm sorry Q__Q sulli stole my phone from me during the shoot yesterday...
Curious, he reads the next.
NO REALLY I WAS REALLY HOT LIKE WOW I WAS SO HOT I WOULD'VE FUCKED MYSELF RIGHT THERE AND THEN IF I COULD
Taemin doesn't even want to know who stole her phone for that one.
Q______________________Q I'M SO SORRY OPPA
The phone vibrates in his hand for a moment and he's almost scared to see the response to the message Jonghyun and Kibum sent, but he steels himself.
I DID DIDN'T I? LET'S MEET FOR LUNCH.
The wall looks so appealing to his forehead right now.
i'm sorry, jonghyun and kibum stole my phone from me. um, lunch as sorry? Q_____Q
He holds his phone and prays for a bit before it vibrates.
okay.
oppaaaaaaar~ today we recorded our new mv. are you jealous? ;) i looked really good today!
Taemin almost drops his phone. Jonghyun shoots him a look that tells him to be good and seriously? Jonghyun shouldn't be the one to tell him that. Taemin just chooses to raise his eyebrows back and Minho looks over.
"Who's that from?"
"Krystal."
There's a noticeable deflation in Minho's voice when he responds. "Oh. Tell her I said hi to Amber?"
Taemin's fingers are moving before he can say no, and just as he is about to press send, Jinki sticks out a hand.
"No phones during an interview."
"But--"
Kibum looks back as Taemin's arranging his face into a pout.
"Your face looks disgusting like that, don't do that during the interview."
One of the pdfs announce that they'll be starting in a few minutes, and one of the stylists runs over, tugging hair and collars into place. She makes a face at the hand Jinki's holding out, then looks at Taemin. He wilts and puts the phone into Jinki's hand, and Jinki turns it off swiftly before sliding it into his pocket.
"Is that a phone or are you happy to see him?" Kibum side-whispers, and Minho cough-laughs into a closed fist.
"One minute!"
Taemin pulls himself out of a sulk and practises a smile.
"You look like you're grimacing," Minho says kindly, and the camera starts rolling as Taemin actually grimaces.
In the van on the way back, Jinki slides the phone back and attempts a bit of leadership.
"No phones during interviews, okay? Just turn it off."
"But!"
"No, no buts."
"You know he's right, no one wants to hear your embarrassing ringtone," Kibum adds, and Taemin starts to protest before Kibum holds up his own phone, the screen lit up brightly to say that it's calling annoying brat taemin.
It starts playing that nursery rhyme, the one about three bears with a fat mum and a tall dad -- or was it the other way 'round? -- and Taemin stares at his phone in horror. That is not his phone.
"You got a text from Krystal, by the way," Kibum says offhandedly, stopping the bear-torture as he turns his phone back to himself and hangs up.
Taemin snatches his phone back and looks at the message in dismay. It's read.
oppa is jealous, isn't he? i looked hot today, told you you should've come when you had the chance. you missed out ;)
He feels someone's breath on his shoulder and turns to see Minho.
"That's... cute."
Taemin wants to die.
you're embarrassing, why do i even know you?
Taemin sends back, typing it in furiously as he lies on his bed. The reply comes a few minutes later.
because you love me~ kekeke, oppa, don't deny it, you do, don't you~
Taemin gets the insane urge to throw his phone against the wall and, well, hopefully Krystal isn't expecting a response because his red cheeks are saying too much.
The next morning, his phone is still intact and Jonghyun and Kibum are hunched over it. He loves his hyungs, really he does, which is why he chooses to throw his pillow rather than the clock.
"What're you doing?" he says dangerously, and they drop the phone, hands held up in the universal sign of surrender.
"Nothing, we were doing nothing we weren't doing anything at all we were just looking coz we were worried it'd be damaged since it's on the floor and we know you care for your phone and all so we were just, you know, worried and didn't want you mad and--"
Kibum stops Jonghyun with his fingers over Jonghyun's mouth.
"It is exactly as it looks like. So, we're going to just. You know. Get ready now. Outside. Where it's safe."
They run and Taemin looks at his phone suspiciously. Carefully, he creeps over and cradles it in his hand, admiring the new dent before checking messages.
There's a fuckload of read from Krystal from hours ago, and he's paranoid, so he checks sent as well.
krystal~ i just watched some of the clips from the new mv and you looked so hot~ i'm so sad i missed out~~~
Taemin has to try hard to keep from gagging. And maybe he threw up in his mouth, just a little.
To keep from any insanity, he opens the first message from Krystal he doesn't remember reading.
i'm sorry Q__Q sulli stole my phone from me during the shoot yesterday...
Curious, he reads the next.
NO REALLY I WAS REALLY HOT LIKE WOW I WAS SO HOT I WOULD'VE FUCKED MYSELF RIGHT THERE AND THEN IF I COULD
Taemin doesn't even want to know who stole her phone for that one.
Q______________________Q I'M SO SORRY OPPA
The phone vibrates in his hand for a moment and he's almost scared to see the response to the message Jonghyun and Kibum sent, but he steels himself.
I DID DIDN'T I? LET'S MEET FOR LUNCH.
The wall looks so appealing to his forehead right now.
i'm sorry, jonghyun and kibum stole my phone from me. um, lunch as sorry? Q_____Q
He holds his phone and prays for a bit before it vibrates.
okay.