I wonder if I can get a refund?
I expected pain. And blood. and screaming. And lots of it. But what do i get instead?
Not much, a numb lip and some minor aching. What's up with that? there are only i few times in life where I am expecting to be in a lot of pain. these are:
1. When I break my first bone (still waiting on that one)
2. When jumping out of an airplane (or helicopter or off a tall building etc.)
3. When trying to play fetch with a 12,000 kilogram (everybody should use the metric system) elephant while using some lit TNT for a stick.
4. when writing a 15 page essay on some useless trivial topic (life is pain!!!!)
5. When getting your wisdom teeth out.
6. My Fiery death
THATS IT!!! those six scenarios are the only times in my life where I'm expecting....no ANTICIPATING.....no HOPING!!!! for pain.
I got my wisdom teeth out a couple of days ago.
All of the detailed and reliable Internet sources told me of the excruciating surgery and the painful and bloody recovery that I was to expect afterward. They told me that I would have to suck food through a straw from a month and that I couldn't even talk without my jaw almost falling off. They told me the possibility of infection was Always there and that i could die at any moment.
Thats a lot of excitement if you ask me
I feel ripped off. I WANT MORE PAIN. This was one of the few times in my life where I was expecting to feel real pain!
It was pretty mild to tell the truth.
Oh well, I can always play with fire (ooohhh!! fire fun!!)
Not much, a numb lip and some minor aching. What's up with that? there are only i few times in life where I am expecting to be in a lot of pain. these are:
1. When I break my first bone (still waiting on that one)
2. When jumping out of an airplane (or helicopter or off a tall building etc.)
3. When trying to play fetch with a 12,000 kilogram (everybody should use the metric system) elephant while using some lit TNT for a stick.
4. when writing a 15 page essay on some useless trivial topic (life is pain!!!!)
5. When getting your wisdom teeth out.
6. My Fiery death
THATS IT!!! those six scenarios are the only times in my life where I'm expecting....no ANTICIPATING.....no HOPING!!!! for pain.
I got my wisdom teeth out a couple of days ago.
All of the detailed and reliable Internet sources told me of the excruciating surgery and the painful and bloody recovery that I was to expect afterward. They told me that I would have to suck food through a straw from a month and that I couldn't even talk without my jaw almost falling off. They told me the possibility of infection was Always there and that i could die at any moment.
Thats a lot of excitement if you ask me
I feel ripped off. I WANT MORE PAIN. This was one of the few times in my life where I was expecting to feel real pain!
It was pretty mild to tell the truth.
Oh well, I can always play with fire (ooohhh!! fire fun!!)