First Entry?
Well....I'm always the one with the lame first entry. So what? Should I do a little background before I start talking about my day? I guess so. So...there is three of us technically...I'm Mafia Princess(dont ask)...then later on there's going to be The Girl In The Purple Scarf(she came up with this way before Shopaholic...I told her she should've gotten it patented. Just like Beyonce and Sasha Fierce!), and then there is Curby.
We are three best friends...who are pretty much dwelling in the high school experience...college anyone?
Anyhoo! I am really starting to sound lame on this thing! Do people read this? Does this censor stuff? Lets see: motherfuckingshitassholefucker. I wonder if I'll get kicked off for that? On to my shitty day! To start, it's a Monday...need I say more? So I walk into the Hell Hole (Hell Hole=school) and I'm thinking to myself, as I do everyday, why the fuck did I even show up this morning? Then I plan out my escape route like I do every morning. Which never happens because CURBY wont ditch. So anways, I'm walking in and I notice that The Girl In The Purple Scarf isnt at our lockers. This is odd, I think to myself. Because shes ALWAYS at school before me. Little did I know she'd be staying home SICK TODAY! Now I'm starting to get really depressed because reality sets in that I'll have no one to talk to at the lockers in between classes (Curby's one of those academic types who hardly ever comes to her locker. Sorry to throw you in the dirt there Curb).
So blah blah blah I go to first hour and get in trouble for not attending a "spirtual activity". It's like GET OFF MY BALLS MR. I PRAY 78 TIMES A DAY! So on to second our where shit starts to happen. This is where I find out that Victoria is having sex with her boyfriend and has been for a while! I mean doesnt she seem like...pure? Anyways, I think it's starting to get around! But literally...if her eggo gets preggo I wouldnt be surprised. Plus, I think i've seen her boyfriend and he's not very hot! It's like why would you want to do it with...that. Also!!! Firecrotch is starting to bug me! Literally! I dont know how long I can stand her without being like "listen bitch! get out of my face before I knock you out so hard your yellow fucking teeth fall out". I'm sorry but Curby why do you hang out with her!? Speaking of Curby! I saw you talking to Card (Card=Colin...Curby's lover) in the hallway! Woot Woot! You two are mtb <3 <3! Oh my dad just walked in...geez...this is my I need my OWN COMPUTER!!! Nothing else happened...except that I wrote the Newb's poem today beacuse we all know that she is brain dead when it comes to these things! Anyways, it was amazing! About how we ignore the little people....deep right? Yeah, no one got it! I was like why am I in this school??????????????
What else...umm...I think thats it...I dont want to go on to long...
Oh! I almost forgot! Our "Is It Just Me" Articles!
Is It Just Me?
Is it just me, or are my dogs secret lesbians? I'm really starting to suspect something.
Is it just me, or is the whole braid-the-front-of-the-hair getting kind of overused?
Lyrics!
I'm Not You're Boyfriend Baby-3OH!3
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I ain't your cute little sex toy,
I'm not your lion or your tiger,
Won't be your nasty little boy,
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I can't grant your every wish,
I'm not your knight in shining armor,
So, I just leave you with this kiss
You can catch me on the speedtrain,
Beeper in a three-way,
Shinin' with the gleam chain,
And your honey givin' me brain,
You can catch me watchin' AI,
(?) It's game time,
Pinkie with the same shine,
(?) canine
You know I rep' this shit,
I gots it tatted on my skin,
If you fuckin' with my city,
Then you fuckin' with my kin,
You know I rep' this shit,
I got my hands up on your chest,
Motherfuckers best believe it,
That you're fuckin' with the best
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I ain't your cute little sex toy,
I'm not your lion or your tiger,
Nah, nah, won't be your nasty little boy,
Whoo, I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
Yeah, I can't grant your every wish,
Yeah, I'm not your knight in shining armor,
So, I just leave you with this kiss
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated--
You can catch me on the speedtrain,
Beeper in a three-way,
Shinin' with the gleam chain,
And your honey givin' me brain,
You can catch me watchin' AI,
(?) It's game time,
Pinkie with the same shine,
(?) canine
You know I rep' this shit,
I gots it tatted on my skin,
And if you fuckin' with my city,
Then you fuckin' with my kin,
You know I rep' this shit,
I got my hands up on your chest,
Motherfuckers best believe it,
That you fuckin' with the best
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill you'll feel alright
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright
I think that's all....okay!
Peaceout Asshats!
Mafia Princess(god, thats so lame)
P.S. Did that song copy weird? Great....
We are three best friends...who are pretty much dwelling in the high school experience...college anyone?
Anyhoo! I am really starting to sound lame on this thing! Do people read this? Does this censor stuff? Lets see: motherfuckingshitassholefucker. I wonder if I'll get kicked off for that? On to my shitty day! To start, it's a Monday...need I say more? So I walk into the Hell Hole (Hell Hole=school) and I'm thinking to myself, as I do everyday, why the fuck did I even show up this morning? Then I plan out my escape route like I do every morning. Which never happens because CURBY wont ditch. So anways, I'm walking in and I notice that The Girl In The Purple Scarf isnt at our lockers. This is odd, I think to myself. Because shes ALWAYS at school before me. Little did I know she'd be staying home SICK TODAY! Now I'm starting to get really depressed because reality sets in that I'll have no one to talk to at the lockers in between classes (Curby's one of those academic types who hardly ever comes to her locker. Sorry to throw you in the dirt there Curb).
So blah blah blah I go to first hour and get in trouble for not attending a "spirtual activity". It's like GET OFF MY BALLS MR. I PRAY 78 TIMES A DAY! So on to second our where shit starts to happen. This is where I find out that Victoria is having sex with her boyfriend and has been for a while! I mean doesnt she seem like...pure? Anyways, I think it's starting to get around! But literally...if her eggo gets preggo I wouldnt be surprised. Plus, I think i've seen her boyfriend and he's not very hot! It's like why would you want to do it with...that. Also!!! Firecrotch is starting to bug me! Literally! I dont know how long I can stand her without being like "listen bitch! get out of my face before I knock you out so hard your yellow fucking teeth fall out". I'm sorry but Curby why do you hang out with her!? Speaking of Curby! I saw you talking to Card (Card=Colin...Curby's lover) in the hallway! Woot Woot! You two are mtb <3 <3! Oh my dad just walked in...geez...this is my I need my OWN COMPUTER!!! Nothing else happened...except that I wrote the Newb's poem today beacuse we all know that she is brain dead when it comes to these things! Anyways, it was amazing! About how we ignore the little people....deep right? Yeah, no one got it! I was like why am I in this school??????????????
What else...umm...I think thats it...I dont want to go on to long...
Oh! I almost forgot! Our "Is It Just Me" Articles!
Is It Just Me?
Is it just me, or are my dogs secret lesbians? I'm really starting to suspect something.
Is it just me, or is the whole braid-the-front-of-the-hair getting kind of overused?
Lyrics!
I'm Not You're Boyfriend Baby-3OH!3
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I ain't your cute little sex toy,
I'm not your lion or your tiger,
Won't be your nasty little boy,
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I can't grant your every wish,
I'm not your knight in shining armor,
So, I just leave you with this kiss
You can catch me on the speedtrain,
Beeper in a three-way,
Shinin' with the gleam chain,
And your honey givin' me brain,
You can catch me watchin' AI,
(?) It's game time,
Pinkie with the same shine,
(?) canine
You know I rep' this shit,
I gots it tatted on my skin,
If you fuckin' with my city,
Then you fuckin' with my kin,
You know I rep' this shit,
I got my hands up on your chest,
Motherfuckers best believe it,
That you're fuckin' with the best
I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
I ain't your cute little sex toy,
I'm not your lion or your tiger,
Nah, nah, won't be your nasty little boy,
Whoo, I'm not your boyfriend, baby,
Yeah, I can't grant your every wish,
Yeah, I'm not your knight in shining armor,
So, I just leave you with this kiss
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated--
You can catch me on the speedtrain,
Beeper in a three-way,
Shinin' with the gleam chain,
And your honey givin' me brain,
You can catch me watchin' AI,
(?) It's game time,
Pinkie with the same shine,
(?) canine
You know I rep' this shit,
I gots it tatted on my skin,
And if you fuckin' with my city,
Then you fuckin' with my kin,
You know I rep' this shit,
I got my hands up on your chest,
Motherfuckers best believe it,
That you fuckin' with the best
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill you'll feel alright
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright,
Kill the lights,
These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women, and cheap drinks,
It feels right,
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you'll feel alright
I think that's all....okay!
Peaceout Asshats!
Mafia Princess(god, thats so lame)
P.S. Did that song copy weird? Great....