Why Is My Life Like Death? Why Is My Life Like Death?!!!! I Don't Know Why Because I'm Really NICE!!
Okkk guys Curby here! And I know what you are thinking now.. my life is now complete because I have written my first blog thingy... and to be quite honest... it should be!!! So how long are these entries supposed to be??? Oh well.. I'll just ramble as per usual... Well anyways.. I'm still in my kind of depreseed mood.. I really do not know why.... Oh wait.. I know why..... because....................................
1) Card. Does. Not. Like. Me.! It is quite upsetting I know.. I really just think we overanalyze stuff.. for all we know.. he likes firecrotch!!!! Yikess.... let's hope not!
2) My mom left me to go on a cruise!!! And you know what.. the first few days I am like "whatever" you know because I don't need my mom.. I mean I am almost seventeen.. which when you round up is almost twenty.. But I realize that she really does do alot of shit for me... LIKE DO MY LAUNDRY! Because just as of a few minutes ago I was informed by my father that he has not been doing my laundry.... but has been doing his and kate's!! And I am like WTF!!! And he was like.. I never look in your room for laundry... Ugh.. What a pisser.. Oh well... I'm over it!
And I guess that's all that really happened today... oh............ NEVER MIND!!! I will recap the story of Baskin Robbins... Well nothing actually really happened between us... But in my mind this is what happened.
FANTASY
Setting: Baskin Robbins. I am just casually sitting at a high table by the door because Kate is in the bathroom... I am looking out the window thinking about my depressing life when........
(3 baseball hotties enter the place)
Curby: (thought process: OMFG!!! Where are Mafia Princess and Girl in the Purple Scarf when I need them!)
Hottie #1: Dude, check her out!
( turn around because he said that a bit too loud)
(all three hotties approach)
Hottie #2: Hey! I'm Finn! And this is Will and Josh.
Curby: (thought process: AM I IN A FUCKING DREAM!! please tell me I'm not..) Hey! I'm Curby... So do you guys play baseball? (you know I just had to put it out there)
Hottie #3: Yeah.. You know.. We also have a band too..
Curby: Really? That is so cool! My friends and I have a slight complex for guys in bands.
Finn: Haha! Really?
Curby: Pretty much..
Finn: So Curby... do you and your two friends want to do something this Friday? There is this new club that is opening up downtown.. and it should be pretty sweet! Like all these bands are performing.
Curby: Yeah totally! We'll meet you there!
REALITY
Setting: Baskin Robbins... both Kate and I are sitting at the table...
(baseball hotties enter the premesis (sp?)
Curby: text Mafia Princess and Girl in the Purple Scarf
AND THEN...................
NOTHING HAPPENS...........................................................
Yep.. That's pretty much the story of my life...
Okay.. Well I'm going to go now.. Because I'm re-reading Confessions of a Shopaholic and it is getting quite witty..
Siyanora Suckers,
Curby
P.S. Ooopss.. I forgot.. The is it just me's.....
Is it just me.. Or is my life a suffering hell hole where there is not return...
Is it just me.... Or ar the Jonas Brothers totallly overrated.. Like seriously..
Is it just me.. Or am I meant to be with Adam Brody or his twin or something!!
Oh.. And Girl in the Purple Scarf.. This song is dedicated to you.. Who wants to buy a bat to beat up strangers...
Beat on the Brat by the Ramones
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah,uh-oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
Yeah
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
Yeah