Damn, Marinade. I told you to stop taking those pictures of me when I hadn't done my comb-over that day.
That myspacePiMp'N idea. best ever. Except I'm not trained in the art of pimping, so you're going to have to be my splinter/sensei. Yeaforreals, I haven't been on in like, a million years. But it's cool to read what I wrote before and see how continually retarded I am. Of course, you set sims on fire (or babies), so whatever you have to say is automatically gonna be dam sweet.
Speaking of dam sweet, that was THE SWEETEST picture ever. One day Marianne, after we've gotten old and played yahtze and watched Disney movies all day long while other old people in the nursing home watch reruns of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and piss their Depends every time that stupid music plays and the lights go all spastic, we will go diving into a ton of golden coins like that because we'll have been millionaires ourselves. See, the only reason we hang out at the nursing home is because we want to show all the other old people how dumb they are for not watching Disney movies. Really, we're really rich and don't actually have to be there. Plus we'll see BBHS and Quasimoto and such people there and laugh at them like we did 'in the olden days' (aka now). It'll be way cool.
Oh, and I saw Pistol Packin Parco today. Cause he definitely sits next to me and thinks I'm funny. But that's only because they don't make dumb jokes out in the Wild Wild West. Well, except for Will Smith, but no one really pays any attention to him. He's like, the town drunk. "Nooo guys, I swears it. I werk -hiccup- fer these guyss who wear black n'stuff and shoot giantgantic bug aliens." What a loony.
Oh shit. that's me.
Damn, Marinade. I told you to stop taking those pictures of me when I hadn't done my comb-over that day.
That myspacePiMp'N idea. best ever. Except I'm not trained in the art of pimping, so you're going to have to be my splinter/sensei. Yeaforreals, I haven't been on in like, a million years. But it's cool to read what I wrote before and see how continually retarded I am. Of course, you set sims on fire (or babies), so whatever you have to say is automatically gonna be dam sweet.
Speaking of dam sweet, that was THE SWEETEST picture ever. One day Marianne, after we've gotten old and played yahtze and watched Disney movies all day long while other old people in the nursing home watch reruns of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and piss their Depends every time that stupid music plays and the lights go all spastic, we will go diving into a ton of golden coins like that because we'll have been millionaires ourselves. See, the only reason we hang out at the nursing home is because we want to show all the other old people how dumb they are for not watching Disney movies. Really, we're really rich and don't actually have to be there. Plus we'll see BBHS and Quasimoto and such people there and laugh at them like we did 'in the olden days' (aka now). It'll be way cool.
Oh, and I saw Pistol Packin Parco today. Cause he definitely sits next to me and thinks I'm funny. But that's only because they don't make dumb jokes out in the Wild Wild West. Well, except for Will Smith, but no one really pays any attention to him. He's like, the town drunk. "Nooo guys, I swears it. I werk -hiccup- fer these guyss who wear black n'stuff and shoot giantgantic bug aliens." What a loony.
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