Scenario: Barry Paul Clark's dad is visiting for the weekend. I get a call to come down. Everyone is more or less black out drunk, including Barry's dad.
People start to go to sleep and Barry and I stay up with these two girls.
Long story short: Barry, myself, and one of the girls are completely naked and in the shower while the other girl is shirtless and half in the shower. I remember what happened, and probably the two girls, the next morning. Barry doesn't. On top of that, Barry was, and still is, going out with a girl and so was I.
P.S. Yac is in my room. He read this. He said he played Bryan in pool in Yonkers somewhere, Cafe Billiards I think. PJ says he sucks and that he beat him four times.
P.P.S. How about messing around with someone from NYU in your lofted bed while your awkward as fuck roommate is below playing video games and full aware of what is going on. There's another awkward situation.
Or how about Pat being kind enough to deliver you a Hobo and a coffee in the morning and finding you, Steve Yankou, and a past flame completely naked in the Landry's basement. That's probably my favorite awkward situation. (I emxaggerated a little... Steve and I were the only one's completely naked.)
The 1st one really isn't too akward, I mean it is a little bit, but I think we're talking about 2 different kinds of awkward. If Barry's dad was a little more involved in that scenario though..then maybe you'd have something.
The second one I think is definetly on par with mine, if your roomate actually stayed in the room for the duration of whatever you were doing. Although your roomate in that situation plays a passive role..which in a a way makes it a little less akward.
The third one is deeeefinetly not that akward...who *hasn't* seen you and steve naked at some point?
I forgot to add that Barry's dad the next day was really confused as to why the entire bathroom floor was flooded and why bottles of shampoos, conditioner, and soaps were thrown all over the place. He also said heard "screaming," whatever that means.
The second one was weird because I didn't communicate with him at all. If I wanted a lady friend to stay over, it was usually really late and too late to even ask him to get out of bed.
The third is weird -- Pat at that point probably never saw a pair of boobs, let alone Steve naked. And it's just weird walking into the Landry basement, of all places, and find two guys naked with a topless girl. He was actually mortified.
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Scenario: Barry Paul Clark's dad is visiting for the weekend. I get a call to come down. Everyone is more or less black out drunk, including Barry's dad.
People start to go to sleep and Barry and I stay up with these two girls.
Long story short: Barry, myself, and one of the girls are completely naked and in the shower while the other girl is shirtless and half in the shower. I remember what happened, and probably the two girls, the next morning. Barry doesn't. On top of that, Barry was, and still is, going out with a girl and so was I.
P.S. Yac is in my room. He read this. He said he played Bryan in pool in Yonkers somewhere, Cafe Billiards I think. PJ says he sucks and that he beat him four times.
P.P.S. How about messing around with someone from NYU in your lofted bed while your awkward as fuck roommate is below playing video games and full aware of what is going on. There's another awkward situation.
Or how about Pat being kind enough to deliver you a Hobo and a coffee in the morning and finding you, Steve Yankou, and a past flame completely naked in the Landry's basement. That's probably my favorite awkward situation. (I emxaggerated a little... Steve and I were the only one's completely naked.)
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The second one I think is definetly on par with mine, if your roomate actually stayed in the room for the duration of whatever you were doing. Although your roomate in that situation plays a passive role..which in a a way makes it a little less akward.
The third one is deeeefinetly not that akward...who *hasn't* seen you and steve naked at some point?
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The second one was weird because I didn't communicate with him at all. If I wanted a lady friend to stay over, it was usually really late and too late to even ask him to get out of bed.
The third is weird -- Pat at that point probably never saw a pair of boobs, let alone Steve naked. And it's just weird walking into the Landry basement, of all places, and find two guys naked with a topless girl. He was actually mortified.
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