conforming from sara who got it from corr

[almost55]

If I were a time of day, I would be dusk.
If I were a non-human animal, I'd be a wolverine.
If I were a direction, I would be north-east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a secret drawer.
If I were a liquid, I would be the strongest shot of espresso.
If I were a stone, I would be marble.
If I were a tool, I would be a travel-sized vice.
If I were a kind of weather, i would be fog.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a kitsune (fox-demon).
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
If I were a color, I would be deep-set grey.
If I were an emotion, I would be distrust.
If I were a sound, I would be a sigh.
If I were an element, I would be darkness.
If I were a car, I'd be constantly in the shop in need of repairs.
If I were a movie, I'd be fruits basket.
If I were a food, I would be tomato soup.
If I were a material, I would be tattered kevlar.
If I were a word, I would be hostile.
If I were a body part, I would be the stomach.
If I were a facial expression, I would be an 'almost' grin.