How to Fend Off a Shark

[almondapostrphe]

1. Hit the shark. If a shark is coming toward you or attacks you, use anything you have in your possession--a camera, probe, harpoon gun, sword, your fist, (but probably not anything bloody)--to hit the shark's eyes or gills, which are the areas most sensitive to pain

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[wordsmeanlittle]

According to Myth busters, a good punch in the gills doesnt really do much but antagonize the shark.

Watch Out!

[inthisfacade]

oooooh, hillard.
"Now, Hillard...you must go to school for the proper education."
"But pppaannnts it's like 8 in the mooorning."

[weinstockani]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI