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well...i'm choking down a real Werther's Original caramel right now. Other things i'm choking down:
*Pants moved back to my mom's via my landlady's request. if you knew me at all you would understand that things like this...just...shouldn't ever happen to me.
*Piles and piles of triles of smiles (and by that i mean piles of candy all over my house) via Paige being a sweet video film attendent employee.
*My vagina is about to fall off or implode or spontaniously combust (just kidding) (not really though)
*My spring break is ending in a day, which is only mildly upsetting because i'm a procrastinator.
*Leah won't go out with me. instead she just dates tony the wonder boy.
*I learned how to play Backgammen today via cutey pants dave. (we were inturupted by some know-it-all who knew very little (definitly not us) and proceded to tell us how to play. what a coke addict).
*I decided that i will not ever birth a child. instead i will adopt a nice little poor child and raise it as my own. this will all take place when my life is lucritive and stable.
*Pants moved back to my mom's via my landlady's request. if you knew me at all you would understand that things like this...just...shouldn't ever happen to me.
*Piles and piles of triles of smiles (and by that i mean piles of candy all over my house) via Paige being a sweet video film attendent employee.
*My vagina is about to fall off or implode or spontaniously combust (just kidding) (not really though)
*My spring break is ending in a day, which is only mildly upsetting because i'm a procrastinator.
*Leah won't go out with me. instead she just dates tony the wonder boy.
*I learned how to play Backgammen today via cutey pants dave. (we were inturupted by some know-it-all who knew very little (definitly not us) and proceded to tell us how to play. what a coke addict).
*I decided that i will not ever birth a child. instead i will adopt a nice little poor child and raise it as my own. this will all take place when my life is lucritive and stable.