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Let's have an exciting story, then, will we?
(Exciting for me. I like roller coasters, bookmarks, carrot cake and naps.)
Dog: Check it out bitches! Back from my walk!
Family: Yeah!
Dog: YEAHHHHH!
Door: *slams*
Brother: Wait and I'll get your tail out --
Dog: It ain't no thing! *rips own tail away*
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Dog: Pat me!
Brother: *pats him*
Mother: *pats him*
Brother: Why do I smell blood?
Sister: ... Is that blood on the wall?
Blood: *smeared all over the wall*
Dog: Pat me!
Sister: OH HOLY MOTHER
Tail: *bleed bleed bleed*
Dog: PAT ME!
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Blood: *flick flick flick*
Dog: Whoah, hey! Everyone is patting me now!
Tail: *WAG WAG WAG*
Eventually we sat on him, held his tail and dressed it. The story ends when we go to the vet six hours later, after he WAGGED THE GODDAMN DRESSINGS OFF ... twice.
And then he came home! What a happy day.
Dog: THAT'S RIGHT MOFOS.
Family: Hooray!
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Dog: What is that thing?
And then he chased it and tried to bite it. Because he are smart dog.
(Exciting for me. I like roller coasters, bookmarks, carrot cake and naps.)
Dog: Check it out bitches! Back from my walk!
Family: Yeah!
Dog: YEAHHHHH!
Door: *slams*
Brother: Wait and I'll get your tail out --
Dog: It ain't no thing! *rips own tail away*
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Dog: Pat me!
Brother: *pats him*
Mother: *pats him*
Brother: Why do I smell blood?
Sister: ... Is that blood on the wall?
Blood: *smeared all over the wall*
Dog: Pat me!
Sister: OH HOLY MOTHER
Tail: *bleed bleed bleed*
Dog: PAT ME!
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Blood: *flick flick flick*
Dog: Whoah, hey! Everyone is patting me now!
Tail: *WAG WAG WAG*
Eventually we sat on him, held his tail and dressed it. The story ends when we go to the vet six hours later, after he WAGGED THE GODDAMN DRESSINGS OFF ... twice.
And then he came home! What a happy day.
Dog: THAT'S RIGHT MOFOS.
Family: Hooray!
Tail: *wag wag wag*
Dog: What is that thing?
And then he chased it and tried to bite it. Because he are smart dog.