006 ☯ Alma [VIDEO]

[alma_karma]

[The feed turns on with a crash as two small bodies roll over the device, all flailing limbs and high-pitched yelps. They tumble out of the camera's range quickly, but the scuffling can still easily be heard, along with two identical voices with very different tones.]

Hey, stop it!

Shut the hell up!

[There's a loud crack that may or may not be a piece

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[tothelastbreath]

[Rhode, Tyki, and now-- Erm.]

Alma?

[VIDEO]

[alma_karma]

[The brawling stops long enough for one Alma to drag the other over to the PDA. In a headlock.]

What do you want?

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[tothelastbreath]

Er― You could let go, for a start.

[VIDEO]

[alma_karma]

No.

[Headlocked Alma fixes the camera with a pitiful face, tugging against his twins hold.]

Allen, I got a copy too!

[VIDEO]

[tothelastbreath]

―Hold on, I'm coming over!

[To break up the fight and ground one of the Almas.]

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[alma_karma]

Okay, I-!

[Cut off by a tightening of that grip, but Alma's certainly not beat yet. Time to get this copy off of him... by breaking his hold and flinging him into the nearest wall.

Have fun playing peacemaker, Allen.]

[VIDEO -> OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[WHAT DID HE JUST SIGN UP FOR. But eh, here's no way around it. Onwards and upwards! Cuts the feed after one last worried look and hurries his way over. The Almas will soon see their door jerking open to admit one harried Exorcist.]

Alma! Are you alright?

[OFFLINE]

[alma_karma]

Ah-Allen!

[Each boy has a few spatters on him where they must've scraped each other up, but any little injuries have already sealed themselves over. Both of them are in a pretty impressive tangle in one corner of the room, still going at it.]

Get the hell out of here!

[OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[Takes note of said spatters, and really, he's been suspecting the healing thing for a while now, but he doesn't quite have the mental faculties to make the connection just yet. Most of his brain's busy getting assaulted by thoughts of the evil Noah murdering everyone else and now, evil Alma smothering the real one with a pillow.]

Stop it, both of you!

[Grabs the evil twin by what he thinks is an arm ― it's hard to tell ― and tries to pry him off Alma.]

[OFFLINE]

[alma_karma]

[Good Alma freezes obediently when Allen yells, and the other yanks violently against the exorcist's hold.]

Get off me, you stupid bitch!

1/3 [OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[Did you--]

2/3 [OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[--just call him a--]

3/3 [OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[Something tells him this must be what Kanda was like as a kid. SOLDIERING ON.]

I will after you get off him!

[Grabs the other arm as well and pulls!]

[OFFLINE]

[alma_karma]

[Gee, Allen, what would give you that idea~?

The copy keeps up the fight, doing his best to swing at Allen with that unnatural strength of his. Good Alma takes the opportunity to wriggle out from under him and out of the way.]

[OFFLINE] BRB BECAUSE ALMA CALLED ALLEN A STUPID BITCH AND SHE HAS TO BE HERE.

[stealsumbrellas]

[And, suddenly, sitting in the window sill:]

That isn't very nice, Alma~♥.

[OFFLINE]

[tothelastbreath]

[CALL IT A HUNCH.

Good boy, Alma! Allen's also doing his best to duck, but it doesn't work very well when they're so close to each other, so he settles for restraining the twin's arms as best as he can.]

Will you just stop― Rhode!?

[Oh god oh god oh god is it the twin... No, he can practically hear that heartmark at the end. Just an acute case of potential embarrassment, then.]