i want to vomit
world's ugliest dog.
Allyphantt: i only got a peak and i'm afraid to move this dialogue box for fear of seeing it.
ibndacabbie: i knew you would say that
Allyphantt: why would you show me that?
Allyphantt: you're sadistic.
Allyphantt: if you love me, you wouldn't have shown me that.
speaking of dogs.
i went to NYC with crystal on monday to run some errands for her brother and just chill out. It mostly consisted of standing on long lines. i hate the fucking post office. Then we went to a bookstore and wept over the incredibly overpriced unafforable literature. she was craving some dumplings so we left Columbia and headed down to Chinatown. I attempted to eat curry on the subway train and it was a success! I also introduced crystal to some coconut bubble tea which she thoroughly enjoyed. Then crystal dropped me off by Krispy Kreme in Penn Station for my Smithie '09 meet up. And that pretty much ruled. We ate yummy belgian fries made by real authentic belgian mexicans. mango chutney mayo was delicious!!!! Dana gave us a quick lesson in rugby which sounds incredibly erotic and something i will have to try in college. Alex loves cty. Noelle has a lot of leopards and is dating a short asian yale man. She also informed me after ingesting 4 servings of Coldstones with a sampler spoon that you can eat at multiple dining rooms per meal per day at Smith. Gretchen's enunciation is like...out of a wet dream. i wish i didn't stutter. and Sam goes to a queer youth group ( i didn't know those existed) and loves boring flavors like lemon sherbert (i think i've found a friend). I also waited on a longass line for the bathroom at Starbucks. We also met Lauren (Laura?) an '07 and her two friends. SHe gave us the dirt on Smith. Like where to find drugs (everywhere and anywhere), how many light sources to bring (at least two), what exactly is Cletus the Beaver (a taxidermist beaver and mascot to some house), and what to do if you see a CPR dummy (nothing, its just another mascot). We discussed Convocation Day. Apparently its involves a lot of screaming and nudity... hmmm... Crystal wants to see evidence.
TOMORROW: pomme frites (again!!!!), hookah (yay!), eugene(hopefully, he's a slippery motherfucker), Samah llama (i miss her and her ugly skunk hair), and sex toys.
Oasiodufoaiosd!!!! My birthday isn't for another...2 weeks. but jason gave me his present which consisted of piles and piles of pretty pens AND MY VERY FIRST VIBRATOR!! It's the Silent Rocket by Doc Johnson but its not silent.
malaysian food is scrumptious.
Allyphantt: i only got a peak and i'm afraid to move this dialogue box for fear of seeing it.
ibndacabbie: i knew you would say that
Allyphantt: why would you show me that?
Allyphantt: you're sadistic.
Allyphantt: if you love me, you wouldn't have shown me that.
speaking of dogs.
i went to NYC with crystal on monday to run some errands for her brother and just chill out. It mostly consisted of standing on long lines. i hate the fucking post office. Then we went to a bookstore and wept over the incredibly overpriced unafforable literature. she was craving some dumplings so we left Columbia and headed down to Chinatown. I attempted to eat curry on the subway train and it was a success! I also introduced crystal to some coconut bubble tea which she thoroughly enjoyed. Then crystal dropped me off by Krispy Kreme in Penn Station for my Smithie '09 meet up. And that pretty much ruled. We ate yummy belgian fries made by real authentic belgian mexicans. mango chutney mayo was delicious!!!! Dana gave us a quick lesson in rugby which sounds incredibly erotic and something i will have to try in college. Alex loves cty. Noelle has a lot of leopards and is dating a short asian yale man. She also informed me after ingesting 4 servings of Coldstones with a sampler spoon that you can eat at multiple dining rooms per meal per day at Smith. Gretchen's enunciation is like...out of a wet dream. i wish i didn't stutter. and Sam goes to a queer youth group ( i didn't know those existed) and loves boring flavors like lemon sherbert (i think i've found a friend). I also waited on a longass line for the bathroom at Starbucks. We also met Lauren (Laura?) an '07 and her two friends. SHe gave us the dirt on Smith. Like where to find drugs (everywhere and anywhere), how many light sources to bring (at least two), what exactly is Cletus the Beaver (a taxidermist beaver and mascot to some house), and what to do if you see a CPR dummy (nothing, its just another mascot). We discussed Convocation Day. Apparently its involves a lot of screaming and nudity... hmmm... Crystal wants to see evidence.
TOMORROW: pomme frites (again!!!!), hookah (yay!), eugene(hopefully, he's a slippery motherfucker), Samah llama (i miss her and her ugly skunk hair), and sex toys.
Oasiodufoaiosd!!!! My birthday isn't for another...2 weeks. but jason gave me his present which consisted of piles and piles of pretty pens AND MY VERY FIRST VIBRATOR!! It's the Silent Rocket by Doc Johnson but its not silent.
malaysian food is scrumptious.