I'LL FINISH THE REST SOMEDAY

[allyoyens]

I JUST GOT REALLY CARRIED AWAY

I need keyword fodder for when I inevitably get a paid/sponsored account for this guy okay



YUUTA
Right now you are down and out.
And feeling really crappy.

CHIKA
I'll say.

YUUTA
And when I see how sad you are...
It sort of makes me... happy!

CHIKA
Happy?!

YUUTA
Sorry, Chika, zombie nature!
Nothing I can do!
Iiiit's schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you!

CHIKA
Well that's totally dickish, Yuuta.

YUUTA
I didn't say that it wasn't.
But everybody does it!

Did you ever clap when Michiru falls-
And breaks her magic glasses?

CHIKA
Well, yeah, maybe once or twice-

YUUTA
And ain't it fun to watch those A-Loan jerkheads-
Falling on their asses?

CHIKA
Hell yeah!

YUUTA
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy
Watching Shito being sad in the rain?

CHIKA
Dumbass deserves it!

YUUTA
That's...

YUUTA & CHIKA
Schaaaadenfreude!

YUUTA
People taking pleasure in your pain!

CHIKA
Schadenfreude, huh?
-Wait, why am I even singing with you?

YUUTA
No clue! But it's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others."

CHIKA
"Happiness at the misfortune of others..."
That is everyone in this goddamn series.

Watching that asshole Lao Ye
Being told he just got a tonguin' (ha ha)

YUUTA
Or watching Sotetsu realize
Just what he put his dick in!

CHIKA
Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door~"

YUUTA
Oh yeah!

YUUTA & CHIKA
NO!
Schaaaadenfreude!

CHIKA
Fuck you Shiba, that's what living's for!