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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I pushed caribbean9561 in the mud (-17 points). In April I bought porn for dorknaround (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I turned vickyssecret in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-780 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
allyourzzznow