itp: there's nobody down in the woods

[allyourface]

[LIFE SUCKS FOR ENVY

so he's stomping through the forest, by himself, wandering back in the general direction of the barrier--at least, so he thinks--to pound on it and bitch a little more. the trees are thick here, except for how they're slowly thinning as he approaches a clearing, a ways out from camp proper.]

That stupid worthless shitty

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[ascarredlife]

Must you be so noisy? I was having my afternoon nap.

[allyourface]

[is carrying the doll he found--dangles it in Scar's direction as if it's a catnip mouse]

Here, kitty kitty!

[ascarredlife]

Please. You're embarrassing yourself.

[allyourface]

[crouches slightly, shaking the doll]

No fetchie? I knew I should have gotten a dog!

[ascarredlife]

I suppose simple minds are naturally drawn to each other.

[allyourface]

Aww, don't be so hard on yourself. Nice place, isn't it?

[wandering over to a tree nearby, only a few yards away, and sitting down in what looks like an animal's nest or bed underneath it, balancing the doll on his knee]

[ascarredlife]

It has its merits, I suppose.

[eyeing the doll] Rather tacky, wouldn't you say?

[allyourface]

I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth! Don't you think he's cute? [turns it so it's facing Scar, with its blank face]

[ascarredlife]

... Charming

[allyourface]

[leaves it like that] You'd be surprised what people leave out in the woods.

[ascarredlife]

[averts his eyes]

I can see humans are adept at managing their waste.

[allyourface]

[notices, hmm]

First experience living with humans? Disgusting, aren't they?

[ascarredlife]

[pauses]

Very.

[allyourface]

[sighs] Geez, you've got more restraint than I do. If I were you, I'd have snapped by now and taken a few out!

[ascarredlife]

Unfortunately, I have an innate awareness for the... consequences.

[allyourface]

You're a wild animal! Who could blame you, really? At least I'm used to living with them.