Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I turned chrisnada in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In February I put gum in morgie39's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-680 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
anime_coroner
This should not amuse me as much as it does.