I will not consider dating you if you fall into one or more of the following categories:
are sexually insecure
think its ok to Fart in front of me
expect me to always pay for everything
Have a goatee
wear argyle v necks
ever shit your pants past the age of 6
play the lottery (any kind)
drink only light beer
are a virgin
own a thong
cry more then me
wear flip flops with long pants
wear witty Urban Outfitters Tee's
Leave more then one bottom undone on your button up shirts
your shorter then me
wear jean shorts
think Paris Hilton is the hottest person ever
constantly talk about your ex girlfriend
think ART is gay
have a very very small dick
have a very big dick and dont know how to use it
you ask me if i wanna have sex and consider that foreplay
take more time then me to get ready
your pants are tighter then mine
if your not the Alpha Male of your group of friends
I cook you a great dinner and you dont even offer to help with the dishes
you think cause i speak Spanish i must be Mexican
your nails are longer then mine
your a sloppy kisser
your always asking me to rub your back, but then your always to tired to rub mine
cant carry a conversation
sleep on a water bed
Have a chain attached to your wallet
if you "used to" be gay
have never finished reading a book that you didnt have to for school
have the same tattoos in all the same places as every other Emo poser
think the Simpsons are lame
you think snorting things up your nose is cool
have a strange foot fungus
think its ok to Fart in front of me
expect me to always pay for everything
Have a goatee
wear argyle v necks
ever shit your pants past the age of 6
play the lottery (any kind)
drink only light beer
are a virgin
own a thong
cry more then me
wear flip flops with long pants
wear witty Urban Outfitters Tee's
Leave more then one bottom undone on your button up shirts
your shorter then me
wear jean shorts
think Paris Hilton is the hottest person ever
constantly talk about your ex girlfriend
think ART is gay
have a very very small dick
have a very big dick and dont know how to use it
you ask me if i wanna have sex and consider that foreplay
take more time then me to get ready
your pants are tighter then mine
if your not the Alpha Male of your group of friends
I cook you a great dinner and you dont even offer to help with the dishes
you think cause i speak Spanish i must be Mexican
your nails are longer then mine
your a sloppy kisser
your always asking me to rub your back, but then your always to tired to rub mine
cant carry a conversation
sleep on a water bed
Have a chain attached to your wallet
if you "used to" be gay
have never finished reading a book that you didnt have to for school
have the same tattoos in all the same places as every other Emo poser
think the Simpsons are lame
you think snorting things up your nose is cool
have a strange foot fungus