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[allyislove]

 this ball and chain to call my ownnnnnn

billy joel wants me to cut his hair
it makes me nervous
but i remember what a good job i did on yours
not so nervous anymore.

my store got robbed today
guy went up to customer service, handed tamara a note saying:

"i am armed
dont say nething
give me the cash"

so she did.
big huge ordeal. every bigwig came in.
met david golub while eating a pint of ben & jerry's in the computer room/front end office.
we made jokes.
it was nice.

played doctor today.
i am an excellent doctor. i should really think about some healing-therapy-something as a profession, honestly.
oh well.
too lazy.