Huge Vagina's
So today I was talking to Mike, who is like one of my awsome male friends. He has had a cruhs on my best friend Amy, and I try to keep him laughing, but I think he always turns it around on me and makes me laugh more that He intended.
So seeing as you people know that I'm very random already, if you have not figured it out yet, I pity you. But here is an example to show you how far I go to try to get Mike to laugh, and he always turns it around on me.
Me: mike, you have huge boobs, and I want them
Mike: ......
Mike: I always thought i was flat chested
Mike: Brittany you have given me a new confidence
Mike: however you may not have them
Me: can I touch them?
Met: Just one grab I swear
Mike: touch your own their big
Me: No Mike I don't I'm flat chested :-(
Mike: hahahahahahahaha. maybe in your dreams Brit maybe in your dreams
Me: HAHAHHAHA!
Mike makes me laugh almost all the time. He like my best guy friend, and I love him and to clearify for some of you who might think I love him more than a friend I don't. Hes just a really good friend. And I always help him out, as much as he helps me out. Mike is also like the voice that speaks for me sometimes, when I need help to word things better, he's there to help me with that. To bad he lives in Florida, because it would be awsome to hang out with him. Plus I think Mike is the only Black kid, that ever used the word Weenie, scratch that, I think hes the only person I've ever heard use the word Weenie.
Anyways that sums up this bit, I just found it funny, and thought the rest of you might find it also interesting.