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[alluring_rogue]

dfagjkadfgdfg STOP CHEWING ON THAT DAMN--

NO put that argkajdkgmadklfgdfg DOWN DOWN!

AJhGUIFDJH STOP IT! LAY DOWN! SIT! ROLL OVER! FETCH, SOMETHING!

SUBARU.

The dog is living with you and Erk. It's making a mess in my room. And it may have peed on something of Franzi's. I'll find a way to blame Vash for that....What the Hell are we going to

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[vonperfect]

... ... Heather... what happened here?

[alluring_rogue]

Vash.

[vonperfect]

What...?

[alluring_rogue]

You know how he gets when he has a few drinks.

I don't know WHY he even bothers. He's a mess when he has anything to drink at all.

[vonperfect]

No, I don't know 'how he gets when he has a few drinks.' Does how he gets include scratching and/or furniture and urinating on things?

[alluring_rogue]

Yes.

[vonperfect]

... do you think me a fool, Heather?

[alluring_rogue]

Don't forget that I work at the bar~

He's always there. Usually bugging to follow me home, too.

[vonperfect]

Do you have any evidence to support your claim?

[alluring_rogue]

Aside from Vash getting drunk and doing stupid things repeatedly in the past?

[vonperfect]

I have never had the supposed displeasure of seeing Vash intoxicated before.

And just how did Vash get inside...?

[alluring_rogue]

Blame me for a lapse of judgement.

Sometimes I'm too compassionate~ I let him in to rest so he wouldn't do anything stupid and, well, he ended up doing something stupid.

C'mon, Franzi, just blame Vash.

[vonperfect]

Heather. Go find Vash. Now.

And brig him back in no sooner than half an hour.

[alluring_rogue]

Okay, Subaru Franzi!

[vonperfect]

*investigates the crime scene*