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[alluring_rogue]

What the heck? Where am I?

…Crap. Can’t remember a thing. Hope I wasn’t drugged or something; I’d be pissed to lose my cash.

…Tsk. Got about half a dozen gold coins. Damn, can’t even remember if that’s a lot or not. Still, half a dozen isn’t a big number…

I must have slipped up big time for some dumb jerk to pull this one over me. Damn it, when I find

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[loitumaprincess]

D-DON'T WORRY! SUPER-ORIHIME IS HERE TO HELP! We'll catch the thief! I have Super-Duper-Gattai-K-O-POWERS!

[alluring_rogue]

Oh my...

You're simply ADORABLE.

[loitumaprincess]

A-ah! Th-Thank you, ma'am! Th-This must be the famed girl talk! Y-You're very good-looking yourself!

[alluring_rogue]

Aww, you really think so? <3

That means so much coming from someone as simply luscious as you.

[loitumaprincess]

Gi-Girl talk is very strange... Y-YOU, TOO, ARE VERY LUSCIOUS. U-Um, s-so, WE SHOULD CATCH THE THIEF NOW, RIGHT? Ri-right?

[alluring_rogue]

I think I'm in love

Now, now, just let the perpetrator go off; he'll surely be caught next time and I wouldn't want you to go chasing such a dangerous criminal.

I'd be heartbroken if any part of you were hurt...Orihime, was it?

[loitumaprincess]

YES! SUPER-ORIHIME, TO THE RESCUE! An-And you must be, um, He-Heather-san! Pl-please don't worry about me! I have an extremely hard head! I am able to endure pain up to 200 millewatts!

[alluring_rogue]

So strong~ And yet you have the appearance of a delicate flower!

Still, 'Hime. I'd rather you not be hurt. It would be a travesty.

[loitumaprincess]

O-oh, y-you're so kind... B-but, you shouldn't worry! This is one of my many duties as a prep cook! During the day, I cook! During the night, I hunt down evil perpetrators!

[alluring_rogue]

Ooooh? You're a cook, too? You're so talented, 'Hime. I must try something of yours sometime.

[loitumaprincess]

W-Well, I'm sure you're very multi-talented too! But I will make sure to reserve one of my avocado-banana-pear-broccoli puddings, just for you!

[alluring_rogue]

...Urf.

On second thought, I wouldn't want you to go through so much trouble over little ol' me.

Perhaps sharing a meal someone else labored over would be better?

[loitumaprincess]

O-oh, really, it wouldn't be any trouble at all! I've been told that all my meals have been extremely interesting! B-but, I wouldn't mind if we share some of Mist-san's food--sh-she's my boss, and she makes very good food! Maybe we can eat breakfast or dinner or brunch or lunch!

[alluring_rogue]

That would be wonderful~

It's a date <3 *Winks*

[loitumaprincess]

DA-DATE?! Ah-aha-ahaha- I-I'll--I lo-look forward to meeting you again, then, He-Heather-san!

[alluring_rogue]

What an absolutely enchanting girl~