This thing is long
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (24 is over for the year)
✓ I own lots of books. (And I have yet to read them all)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (For show only)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (No, I curse all the damn time)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (It was an accident...sorta.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Who wouldn't?)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 seesters)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (More than a pregnant woman)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (But for some reason I'm a young guy magnet)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Both)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently I can carry on full conversations)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (2 in fact)
✓ I have a tattoo. (4 and more to come)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Once again: Who wouldn't?)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (and often without)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Blame the current job)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Normal is a cycle on a washing machine)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (trickle my ass. I bring my own box of kleenex)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Honestly I just don't care if they are or not)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Of course I won. That was fun.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Try living with them. It's hard not to believe.)
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Currently a 65 mustang)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Weeeeird.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Will be soon.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Ha! And he did. Lucky me.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Flaming liberal, recognized Democrat though.)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (I call bullshit)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I think I have a picture of the incident too)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (They're so much nicer at times)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Fuck that, I'm sick of tags at the moment)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the shower. I dance there too)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (And going there soon!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I usually get halfway through a project then get bored with it)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I paid for it though)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (I don't think, I know)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (24 is over for the year)
✓ I own lots of books. (And I have yet to read them all)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (For show only)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (No, I curse all the damn time)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (It was an accident...sorta.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Who wouldn't?)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (2 seesters)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (More than a pregnant woman)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (But for some reason I'm a young guy magnet)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Both)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently I can carry on full conversations)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (2 in fact)
✓ I have a tattoo. (4 and more to come)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Once again: Who wouldn't?)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (and often without)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Blame the current job)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Normal is a cycle on a washing machine)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (trickle my ass. I bring my own box of kleenex)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Honestly I just don't care if they are or not)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Of course I won. That was fun.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Try living with them. It's hard not to believe.)
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Currently a 65 mustang)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Weeeeird.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Will be soon.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Ha! And he did. Lucky me.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Flaming liberal, recognized Democrat though.)
✓ I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. (I call bullshit)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I think I have a picture of the incident too)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (They're so much nicer at times)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Fuck that, I'm sick of tags at the moment)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the shower. I dance there too)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (And going there soon!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I usually get halfway through a project then get bored with it)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I paid for it though)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (I don't think, I know)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.