anyone who wears AXE should be put in front of a firing squad
when i grow up i'm going to be a WEDDING TERRORIST. i'll drop in on random weddings uninvited (and if gay marriage is legalized i will totally specialize in ruining gay weddings) and when the guy is like "DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS" or whatever i'm going to scream "I DO! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!" and then run out cackling.
12 minutes until the encore presentation of she's too young.
12 minutes until the encore presentation of she's too young.