Drabble-matic wewt!
Title: I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Author:
dee_jaydj xsoxvainx
Rating: ..... I have no idea. O.o
Pairing: Zack/Alex?
Summary: Drabble-matic wtf?
Disclaimer: I wish this happened. But no. Never did. Never will.
Dedications: Everyone that used the drabble-matic before and got us uber curious. O.o
Author Notes: This makes absolutely no sense, but it was effin' hilarious and we had to post it. XDD
It was Christmas Eve. Alex sat huskily on the bus, sipping smexy eggnog.
He looked at the soggy shoe hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Zack had hung it there, just before they looked at each other heatedly and then fell into each other's arms and licked each other's big toe.
If only I hadn't been so sticky, Alex thought, pouring a warm amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Zack might not have got so gorgeous and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a sweaty tear and held his fingernail in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a wet voice lifted quickly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a red Christmas
Just like how you feel after you take a cake out of an oven. You wanna dive right in, but you have to wait for it to cool off.
Alex ran to the door. It was Zack, looking tight all over with snow.
"I missed you desperately," Zack said. "And I wanted to lick your big toe again."
Alex hugged Zack and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Zack said.
"I think so too," Alex said and they licked each other's big toe until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted fish penis and lived tiredly until Alex got drunk again.
[Yeahhh..... wtf....? XDD]