Do You Want Me, Or Do You Want Me Dead? (11/?)
Title: Do You Want Me, Or Do You Want Me Dead? (11/?)
Author: lindsey2278
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jalex
Summary: Jalex as sexy assassins. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: Title and cut to All Time Low. If you are Alex or Jack and you really are just friends then do NOT read this. However, if you engage in sexy times like we all know you do then go right ahead :)
A/N only a few chapters to go!!
Masterpost
The boys had been steadily training for two weeks. They both had to overcome their insane amount of pride many times to allow the other to help them but they were finally making serious progress.
“I’m bored as fuck.” Jack stated as he threw a piece of popcorn in the air and caught it in his mouth. Alex hummed in reply as he kept his eyes on the ceiling fan as it spun around in circles.
He heard Jack get up and start clanging around in the kitchen and he rolled over to see what the other boy was doing. Jack reappeared with two handles of vodka and a wide smile on his face.
“I forgot I had these! Wanna get drunk, Petrov?” He asked as he wiggled his eyebrows. Alex rolled his eyes and snatched one of the bottles from his hand.
The boys rapidly consumed their liquor and pretty soon they were both feeling the effects start to overcome their senses.
“Feels good.” Alex stated as he closed his eyes and felt the slight tingly feeling sweep over his body.
“Mmhmm.” Jack replied from where he was laying next to him on the bed.
Alex rolled over suddenly and looked at Jack. “Tell me something about you!”
Jack laughed out of confusion at the boy, “Um…what?”
Alex let out an annoyed huff and responded, “We’ve been trapped in a cave for two weeks and all we do is work and fuck! I wanna know something else about you”
Jack shrugged his shoulders at the boy, “I don’t know what you want me to say…I told you about my parents the day we met.”
“That’s not what I mean! Tell me something about YOU!” Alex cut him off.
Jack continued to stare at him with with an unamused expression.
“Fine I’ll go first!” Alex exclaimed as if Jack was the most unreasonable person in the world. Jack couldn’t help but chuckle at the other boy because even though he was the biggest pain in the ass on the planet, he was still really fucking cute.
“Okay! I got it. When I was 6 years old I heard my Dad talking to my Mom one night and he said she was “a hot piece of ass”. I thought that was just what you were supposed to say to people you liked so the next day I brought my teacher a picture I colored for her and when she asked me why I did it, I told her it was because she was a “hot piece of ass!”
Jack nearly doubled over in laughter at Alex’s story and Alex just smiled back at him proudly.
“You go now!!”
Jack finally stopped laughing and responded, “I don’t know, Alex! I don’t have funny stories like that.”
“I shit my pants once.” Alex replied with a completely straight face that sent Jack into hysterics once again.
“WHAT?!” Jack practically squealed through his booming laughter.
“Oh yeah. I sure did. I was in ninth grade and we were in a school assembly. I totally thought it was gonna be a fart dude. I just let it rip and sure enough I shit all over myself.” Alex explained while shaking his head in mock defeat.
Jack practically had tears in his eyes and he was starting to realize how much he really liked Alex.
Alex continued to tell stories and Jack eventually joined in when he felt comfortable enough. After a while, the hysterical childhood stories had turned into the boys sharing deep and emotional issues with each other. They shared stories about their families and the first time they had their hearts broken and everything in between. They were now laying on their sides facing each other on the bed.
“I didn’t wanna kill you the first night we met.” Alex muttered under his breath as he traced patterns on Jack’s palm.
“What?”
Alex smiled softly before looking up to meet Jack’s gaze.
“I was terrified of you, Jack. I had never been scared of anyone in my life and I had no idea how to handle it. For some reason I had no desire to kill you. In the end it was just my fear that got the best of me. I didn’t wanna be up at night wondering where you were or if you were going to find me.”
“I lied to you.” Jack stated in a very serious tone that took Alex off guard.
“When? What do you mean?” He asked.
Jack exhaled and averted his eyes from Alex’s gaze.
“I told you my company wanted me dead because boss caught me with his son. That’s not the real reason.”
Jack paused for a moment before he got up the courage to continue.
“I couldn’t kill you. I was tailing you for weeks and I had every opportunity to and I could never do it. Boss decided I was no longer an asset to our company because I was clearly weak. He told me I could either kill you and finish this or I could expect a bullet in my brain within the next week. Fucking assholes.”
Alex was completely and utterly speechless. Jack chose to fly across the world to train with him so they could ATTEMPT to take out two extremely dangerous fraternities of assassins where they would almost certainly die instead of just killing him quick and easily back home. He tried to find the words to say but he knew what he wanted more than anything.
“Kiss me.” Alex whispered causing Jack’s head to snap over and look at him.
Jack opened his mouth to speak but Alex put his finger to his lips.
“Shhhh. Don’t say anything. Don’t ruin this moment. Just…kiss me.” Alex repeated breathily.
Jack finally complied and lifted his left hand to rest on Alex’s cheek as he stroked his cheek bone with his thumb. Alex smiled and moved closer to Jack slightly, waiting for him to come the rest of the way. Jack returned the smile and closed the remaining gap between them and pressed his lips to Alex’s as soft as he possibly could.
Alex couldn’t believe the butterflies he felt towards this boy who he’d been having sex with on a regular basis. The moment they just shared felt was a thousand times more intimate than anything they had done prior to this night.
“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.” Jack spoke with a very gentle and timid tone.
“That was the best first kiss I’ve ever had.” Alex replied as he moved closer to Jack once again.
Jack beamed at his words and moved forward to connect their lips again.
Author: lindsey2278
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jalex
Summary: Jalex as sexy assassins. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: Title and cut to All Time Low. If you are Alex or Jack and you really are just friends then do NOT read this. However, if you engage in sexy times like we all know you do then go right ahead :)
A/N only a few chapters to go!!
Masterpost
The boys had been steadily training for two weeks. They both had to overcome their insane amount of pride many times to allow the other to help them but they were finally making serious progress.
“I’m bored as fuck.” Jack stated as he threw a piece of popcorn in the air and caught it in his mouth. Alex hummed in reply as he kept his eyes on the ceiling fan as it spun around in circles.
He heard Jack get up and start clanging around in the kitchen and he rolled over to see what the other boy was doing. Jack reappeared with two handles of vodka and a wide smile on his face.
“I forgot I had these! Wanna get drunk, Petrov?” He asked as he wiggled his eyebrows. Alex rolled his eyes and snatched one of the bottles from his hand.
The boys rapidly consumed their liquor and pretty soon they were both feeling the effects start to overcome their senses.
“Feels good.” Alex stated as he closed his eyes and felt the slight tingly feeling sweep over his body.
“Mmhmm.” Jack replied from where he was laying next to him on the bed.
Alex rolled over suddenly and looked at Jack. “Tell me something about you!”
Jack laughed out of confusion at the boy, “Um…what?”
Alex let out an annoyed huff and responded, “We’ve been trapped in a cave for two weeks and all we do is work and fuck! I wanna know something else about you”
Jack shrugged his shoulders at the boy, “I don’t know what you want me to say…I told you about my parents the day we met.”
“That’s not what I mean! Tell me something about YOU!” Alex cut him off.
Jack continued to stare at him with with an unamused expression.
“Fine I’ll go first!” Alex exclaimed as if Jack was the most unreasonable person in the world. Jack couldn’t help but chuckle at the other boy because even though he was the biggest pain in the ass on the planet, he was still really fucking cute.
“Okay! I got it. When I was 6 years old I heard my Dad talking to my Mom one night and he said she was “a hot piece of ass”. I thought that was just what you were supposed to say to people you liked so the next day I brought my teacher a picture I colored for her and when she asked me why I did it, I told her it was because she was a “hot piece of ass!”
Jack nearly doubled over in laughter at Alex’s story and Alex just smiled back at him proudly.
“You go now!!”
Jack finally stopped laughing and responded, “I don’t know, Alex! I don’t have funny stories like that.”
“I shit my pants once.” Alex replied with a completely straight face that sent Jack into hysterics once again.
“WHAT?!” Jack practically squealed through his booming laughter.
“Oh yeah. I sure did. I was in ninth grade and we were in a school assembly. I totally thought it was gonna be a fart dude. I just let it rip and sure enough I shit all over myself.” Alex explained while shaking his head in mock defeat.
Jack practically had tears in his eyes and he was starting to realize how much he really liked Alex.
Alex continued to tell stories and Jack eventually joined in when he felt comfortable enough. After a while, the hysterical childhood stories had turned into the boys sharing deep and emotional issues with each other. They shared stories about their families and the first time they had their hearts broken and everything in between. They were now laying on their sides facing each other on the bed.
“I didn’t wanna kill you the first night we met.” Alex muttered under his breath as he traced patterns on Jack’s palm.
“What?”
Alex smiled softly before looking up to meet Jack’s gaze.
“I was terrified of you, Jack. I had never been scared of anyone in my life and I had no idea how to handle it. For some reason I had no desire to kill you. In the end it was just my fear that got the best of me. I didn’t wanna be up at night wondering where you were or if you were going to find me.”
“I lied to you.” Jack stated in a very serious tone that took Alex off guard.
“When? What do you mean?” He asked.
Jack exhaled and averted his eyes from Alex’s gaze.
“I told you my company wanted me dead because boss caught me with his son. That’s not the real reason.”
Jack paused for a moment before he got up the courage to continue.
“I couldn’t kill you. I was tailing you for weeks and I had every opportunity to and I could never do it. Boss decided I was no longer an asset to our company because I was clearly weak. He told me I could either kill you and finish this or I could expect a bullet in my brain within the next week. Fucking assholes.”
Alex was completely and utterly speechless. Jack chose to fly across the world to train with him so they could ATTEMPT to take out two extremely dangerous fraternities of assassins where they would almost certainly die instead of just killing him quick and easily back home. He tried to find the words to say but he knew what he wanted more than anything.
“Kiss me.” Alex whispered causing Jack’s head to snap over and look at him.
Jack opened his mouth to speak but Alex put his finger to his lips.
“Shhhh. Don’t say anything. Don’t ruin this moment. Just…kiss me.” Alex repeated breathily.
Jack finally complied and lifted his left hand to rest on Alex’s cheek as he stroked his cheek bone with his thumb. Alex smiled and moved closer to Jack slightly, waiting for him to come the rest of the way. Jack returned the smile and closed the remaining gap between them and pressed his lips to Alex’s as soft as he possibly could.
Alex couldn’t believe the butterflies he felt towards this boy who he’d been having sex with on a regular basis. The moment they just shared felt was a thousand times more intimate than anything they had done prior to this night.
“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.” Jack spoke with a very gentle and timid tone.
“That was the best first kiss I’ve ever had.” Alex replied as he moved closer to Jack once again.
Jack beamed at his words and moved forward to connect their lips again.