Title: Just For The Sake of Saving Us
Author: Alltime_panic
Rating: Uh, I'll play it safe and go with R.
Paring: Jalex. Because that's hot.
POV: Third omniscient.
Summary: Zack and Rian decide to play matchmaker for Alex.
Disclaimer: If I owned them do you think I'd be writing right now? No, I'd be slipping shit in their drinks.
A/N: I rushed this SO
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OHMYGOD
RYAN I WILL FUCK YOU UP
and oh that last part ertgghrhgr5h
and im mad cause you said the whole HIV thing and I stopped breathing until I saw the next few lines. NOT FUNNY
LOVE LOVE THIS <33
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jack was being reasonable!
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I think I'm hilarious ;)
And because he has an STD and then Jack asked him something he's like a little sensitive about and then he thinks Alex is going to cheat on him and Alex has just had enough.
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better be some sexy times once he gets rid of the std!
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and then I saw chlymidia and went oh thank fuck.
That came out bitchy, but I would rather him have chlymidia than HIV.
I'm babbling
BUT I LOVED THIS MAKE THE CHLYMIDIA GO AWAY SO THERE CAN BE SOME JALEX SEXY TIMES.
I ENJOY THIS.
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That's not babbling!
Sexy times are to come!
I enjoy you.
Thank you!!
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And you said I enjoy you, that sounds dirty but I feel loved.
I enjoy you too.
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Holy fuck! No Alex why?!?
Okay so he can take medicine...That's good I guess.
"If he knew what whore gave Alex Chlamydia, he'd shove knives up her vagina and kill her entire immediate and extended family." omgyoureperfect
Omg his mom is just riedjnvm dumb.
butirefdnfvireonfdcidsokncmidksln Ryan birefsdjvioer hrnesdi what is going on?
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the noises I'm making while reading thisnnr dgvrekn I wish you could hear.
I think I'm insane.
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omg I thought Jack was going to flip out about Alex cheating.
Alex don't be cold rodjskvndom you're lucky Jack isn't mad... Cheating is bad! Even if Ryan's a douche...
Chlamydia just needs to gtfo and they shouldn't get mad at each other and then there can be beautiful Jalex sex.
Okay.
This is perfect darling.
<3
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Doxycycline also clears skin so at least skin skin will be perf.
I wrote her part kinda ehh but the point was she's crazy and a bitch and no one likes her.
Jalex sex is to come, I can promise you that.
Thank you!
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Like Brendon's cough cough cough.
Brb Tylenol.
Shut up. YOU'RE AMAZING.
And sexy.
And great in bed.
But you suck at writing fics, so.
That was a joke.
Thank you!
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Alex is a skank though!
AT LEAST HE'S NOT MAD AT HIS BOYFRIEND FOR BEING INFECTED.
Oh, please! Thank you, though!
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