generalizations make me generally want to stab someone.
okay.. did you ever read those things online that say shit like.. "Top 10 reasons why girls like bad guys..etc.etc." that bullshit?
well.. this one said top 10 things guys shouldn't keep in their bedroom if they expect to get laid or some shit. and it REALLY pissed me off.. so im going to write them down and elaborate. coz it pissed me off.
#1: Rumpus Room Decor i.e. blacklights, neon beer signs, fiber optic stuff..
first of all..isn't that every fucking frat house in america? second of all.. blacklight posters can be cool..and you're not going to find a single hippie..stoner..whatever guy without atleast SOMETHING like that. now..maybe a GROWN ADULT. like...30's and up. but if they keep that in their den room and they're that old we have a bigger problem.
#2: Living Organisms i.e. aquariums, chinchillas (?? they said that not me)..ball pythons.
okay.. what's the big deal?? if its a scorpion then MAYBE im not very cool with it.. but a chinchilla..? those things are expensive and take a lot of work. if some guy loves chinchillas enough to want to take care of them maybe he'd love ME that much.. ya know? this is just a stupid reason. YOU'RE A LIVING ORGANISM MAYBE HE SHOULD LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE TOO.
#3: Crappy or Creepy Bedding i.e. futons, racecar beds, bare matresses..etc.
This is the one that got me.. probably coz their reasoning was.. "we want to see bedding that says i'm not a minor or a heroin addict.." and NATURALLY. im looking for a complaint button. i had a futon for like... 5 years at my mom's. WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL? futons are cool. they turn in to sofas.. they're cheaper ways to have a full size bed. my futon currently is fucking AWESOME. second...HEROIN ADDICTS? maybe they don't know many of those either. coz i sure as hell wasn't a heroin addict when i had a futon. and just coz i've had a matress on just a box spring before doesn't mean i was either. i do now but its coz i dont want to carry one up 3 flights of fucking steps.. its not necessary. its ADDED CRAP. monks sleep on mats. thats it.. are THEY HEROIN ADDICTS? no. some people don't need big fancy things. and i know plenty of heroin addicts who maintained homes.. kids.. beds.. whatever. fucking retards.
#4: Drugs and Paraphanelia i.e. Bongs, Anti-depressants, stuff in baggies..etc.
Okay, i can see the bongs and stuff in baggies.. but it says.. "We don't care if its prescription or not..hide your shame." excuse me? a majority of the world suffers from depression. that's not shameful. what's shameful is people asking me or men to hide it. i want to hatemail this author.
#5: Food i.e. cores, wrappers, crusts
I can actually understand this. except i do it too. I probably wouldn't if jess was home though.
#6: Exessive Nerdery i.e. Six gaming systems, action figures, massive comic collections.
Okay, Lauren if you're reading this define NERDERY for me.. coz I'm sure you are offended right now. Secondly, they talk about Akira in this explanation. And akira is probably one of the best anime (REAL ANIME mind you) movies ever made.. From an artistic standpoint. In fact, Kanye West bases his music video of harder faster stronger from this movie. I bet the girl who wrote this would fuck Kanye West. Thirdly, Are you saying Stan Lee is too much of a nerd? Stan Lee is rolling in fucking dough from all the comic book movies that im sure this bitch has atleast seen with some guy she wanted to fuck. I love comics.. and im a girl. so now what bitch?
#7: Evidence of Other Girls Before Us i.e. Lady bics, pictures of your ex, wadded up panties under the pillow..
I have a problem more with the explanation of this then the reason. Coz it says.. "You're kinda like a public toilet. We don't want to think about everybody who's been here before us." What? More like, I dont want to think about how much of a whore I am that you obviously have a girlfriend but Im going to fuck you anyway.. Maybe a guy is still friends with his ex.. maybe they have kids together.. so wtf? oh yeah. this wasn't actually written by a mature human being.
#8: Marital Aids i.e. porn, your chicks-making-out desktop
Why is this called marital aids? And if you're just using a dude for sex why should it matter? now if he's your boyfriend why does he need it anyway..? MAYBE you should ask yourself that..
#9: Self Help, Philosophy Books The Secret, The Game, Anything by Ayn Rand
This is the third reason i was pissed by this damn list. ANYTHING BY AYN RAND? Are you serious? Would you rather him have sports illustrated? wouldn't want him to get too smart to figure out you're a dumb cunt probably. Yeah. Ayn Rand is pretty much one of the most intelligent women EVER. she created her own philosophy and escaped fucking communist russia. why would anyone want to be like her?
#10: Weapons Katanas, Ninja Stars, Chain mail..
Now, some weaponry I can understand. I had a boyfriend who kept a gun under his bed for the "zombie apocalypse." that's a red flag. My grandpa has swords from japan and stuff when he visited those countries.. other people are renaissance aficianados. some of them actualy MAKE CHAIN MAIL. keeping an almost dead art alive. don't they deserve love too? if you say no i bet they'll cut off your head with a katana.
so yes.. in conclusion. I hope you realize how fucking retarded this damn list is..
feel free to comment. i miss you all.
well.. this one said top 10 things guys shouldn't keep in their bedroom if they expect to get laid or some shit. and it REALLY pissed me off.. so im going to write them down and elaborate. coz it pissed me off.
#1: Rumpus Room Decor i.e. blacklights, neon beer signs, fiber optic stuff..
first of all..isn't that every fucking frat house in america? second of all.. blacklight posters can be cool..and you're not going to find a single hippie..stoner..whatever guy without atleast SOMETHING like that. now..maybe a GROWN ADULT. like...30's and up. but if they keep that in their den room and they're that old we have a bigger problem.
#2: Living Organisms i.e. aquariums, chinchillas (?? they said that not me)..ball pythons.
okay.. what's the big deal?? if its a scorpion then MAYBE im not very cool with it.. but a chinchilla..? those things are expensive and take a lot of work. if some guy loves chinchillas enough to want to take care of them maybe he'd love ME that much.. ya know? this is just a stupid reason. YOU'RE A LIVING ORGANISM MAYBE HE SHOULD LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE TOO.
#3: Crappy or Creepy Bedding i.e. futons, racecar beds, bare matresses..etc.
This is the one that got me.. probably coz their reasoning was.. "we want to see bedding that says i'm not a minor or a heroin addict.." and NATURALLY. im looking for a complaint button. i had a futon for like... 5 years at my mom's. WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL? futons are cool. they turn in to sofas.. they're cheaper ways to have a full size bed. my futon currently is fucking AWESOME. second...HEROIN ADDICTS? maybe they don't know many of those either. coz i sure as hell wasn't a heroin addict when i had a futon. and just coz i've had a matress on just a box spring before doesn't mean i was either. i do now but its coz i dont want to carry one up 3 flights of fucking steps.. its not necessary. its ADDED CRAP. monks sleep on mats. thats it.. are THEY HEROIN ADDICTS? no. some people don't need big fancy things. and i know plenty of heroin addicts who maintained homes.. kids.. beds.. whatever. fucking retards.
#4: Drugs and Paraphanelia i.e. Bongs, Anti-depressants, stuff in baggies..etc.
Okay, i can see the bongs and stuff in baggies.. but it says.. "We don't care if its prescription or not..hide your shame." excuse me? a majority of the world suffers from depression. that's not shameful. what's shameful is people asking me or men to hide it. i want to hatemail this author.
#5: Food i.e. cores, wrappers, crusts
I can actually understand this. except i do it too. I probably wouldn't if jess was home though.
#6: Exessive Nerdery i.e. Six gaming systems, action figures, massive comic collections.
Okay, Lauren if you're reading this define NERDERY for me.. coz I'm sure you are offended right now. Secondly, they talk about Akira in this explanation. And akira is probably one of the best anime (REAL ANIME mind you) movies ever made.. From an artistic standpoint. In fact, Kanye West bases his music video of harder faster stronger from this movie. I bet the girl who wrote this would fuck Kanye West. Thirdly, Are you saying Stan Lee is too much of a nerd? Stan Lee is rolling in fucking dough from all the comic book movies that im sure this bitch has atleast seen with some guy she wanted to fuck. I love comics.. and im a girl. so now what bitch?
#7: Evidence of Other Girls Before Us i.e. Lady bics, pictures of your ex, wadded up panties under the pillow..
I have a problem more with the explanation of this then the reason. Coz it says.. "You're kinda like a public toilet. We don't want to think about everybody who's been here before us." What? More like, I dont want to think about how much of a whore I am that you obviously have a girlfriend but Im going to fuck you anyway.. Maybe a guy is still friends with his ex.. maybe they have kids together.. so wtf? oh yeah. this wasn't actually written by a mature human being.
#8: Marital Aids i.e. porn, your chicks-making-out desktop
Why is this called marital aids? And if you're just using a dude for sex why should it matter? now if he's your boyfriend why does he need it anyway..? MAYBE you should ask yourself that..
#9: Self Help, Philosophy Books The Secret, The Game, Anything by Ayn Rand
This is the third reason i was pissed by this damn list. ANYTHING BY AYN RAND? Are you serious? Would you rather him have sports illustrated? wouldn't want him to get too smart to figure out you're a dumb cunt probably. Yeah. Ayn Rand is pretty much one of the most intelligent women EVER. she created her own philosophy and escaped fucking communist russia. why would anyone want to be like her?
#10: Weapons Katanas, Ninja Stars, Chain mail..
Now, some weaponry I can understand. I had a boyfriend who kept a gun under his bed for the "zombie apocalypse." that's a red flag. My grandpa has swords from japan and stuff when he visited those countries.. other people are renaissance aficianados. some of them actualy MAKE CHAIN MAIL. keeping an almost dead art alive. don't they deserve love too? if you say no i bet they'll cut off your head with a katana.
so yes.. in conclusion. I hope you realize how fucking retarded this damn list is..
feel free to comment. i miss you all.