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[allthisviolence]

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[ex_regenera246]

Why do you want to know the answer to that question?

[allthisviolence]

Because I think it could make for an entertaining discussion. Don't be such a prude.

[ex_regenera246]

I'm not being a prude. It's just a weird question coming from you.

But I've only ever slept with one person, and I don't think they're annoying. So your question is kind of pointless for me to answer.

[allthisviolence]

Weird? And what makes you think that?

[ex_regenera246]

I didn't think it was something you'd be interested in knowing.

[allthisviolence]

That makes me unpredictable, and I take that as a compliment.

[ex_regenera246]

Seriously. Why do you want to know?

[allthisviolence]

Perhaps I have had a recent sexual encounter with someone who turned out to be completely insufferable afterward, and would like to, ah, reach out to other humans by discussing something many can relate to and find humourous. I'm not shy.

[madhatterholle]

I'M SURE THEY, LIKE YOU, WERE MERELY ACTING ON INSTINCT.

[ex_regenera246]

....

Oh. My. God.

[madhatterholle]

AT LEAST MINE DIDN'T HAVE TWO CATERPILLARS CRAWLING ACROSS HIS FACE.

[ex_regenera246]

... I don't want to know.

[allthisviolence]

He's talking about Sylar's eyebrows.

[ex_regenera246]

HIS EYEBROWS ARE JUST FINE.

AND...

ew.

Seriously. Ew. You... had sex with someone who has a thing for little blond girls.

[madhatterholle]

I DO NOT

[ex_regenera246]

YOU DO TOO. WHY ELSE DO YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BE ALICE?