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Notes to self/reasons I shouldn't drink:
-Spilling the contents of 1.5 beers into your purse and letting your two phones (the iPhone was luckily in my back pocket) and iPod float around in it until you realize that you have spilled it may or may not kill your electronics. In my case, they are all somehow still working.
-No more Yager, no more Evan Williams. PLZ.
-I don't remember getting home last night, therefore, it did not happen.
-I lost my cardigan.
-My hair had some unknown hardened substance in it this morning.
-My shirt smells like Joose.
-I have vomitted nothing but acidic clear liquid up three times today.
-I tried to break into the laundry facility two nights ago, threw my keys and broke my mace off of the ring.
-I told Chris I was going to punch him in the face last night? I don't know.
-I had a panic attack, I think.
-I ALWAYS try to convince a guy to pee between my legs while I'm sitting on the toilet peeing as well.
-It now takes me four Sparks pluses to get drunk, or a whole bottle of wine, or a six pack of bitch/regular beer.
-I kiss Chelsea a lot, and try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche.
-I litter when I'm drunk, apparently.
-I throw things, even if I'm happy.
FML.
PS, I have a boyfriend now and I'm pretty sure he's the most amazing guy ever. :-)
-Spilling the contents of 1.5 beers into your purse and letting your two phones (the iPhone was luckily in my back pocket) and iPod float around in it until you realize that you have spilled it may or may not kill your electronics. In my case, they are all somehow still working.
-No more Yager, no more Evan Williams. PLZ.
-I don't remember getting home last night, therefore, it did not happen.
-I lost my cardigan.
-My hair had some unknown hardened substance in it this morning.
-My shirt smells like Joose.
-I have vomitted nothing but acidic clear liquid up three times today.
-I tried to break into the laundry facility two nights ago, threw my keys and broke my mace off of the ring.
-I told Chris I was going to punch him in the face last night? I don't know.
-I had a panic attack, I think.
-I ALWAYS try to convince a guy to pee between my legs while I'm sitting on the toilet peeing as well.
-It now takes me four Sparks pluses to get drunk, or a whole bottle of wine, or a six pack of bitch/regular beer.
-I kiss Chelsea a lot, and try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche.
-I litter when I'm drunk, apparently.
-I throw things, even if I'm happy.
FML.
PS, I have a boyfriend now and I'm pretty sure he's the most amazing guy ever. :-)