Introductions

[allthingstodust]

Well, this is quite the odd occurrence. I'm not entirely sure where I am, where I was prior to this, or really anything about myself. Moreover, this garb is strange. I'm wearing a bodysuit covering my entire body, pants on top of that, and then a heavy duty pair of gloves. In the middle of summer

Comments

[loitumaprincess]

O-oh, I think chaos is a very 'hip' name! It's very modern! It really shows your personality! Ri-right? And nobody would forget your name easily, right? E-except there might be problems when people put it in front of a sentence, bu-but that's okay! One must persevere!

Would you like some cabbages?

[allthingstodust]

Funny you should say that. I don't really feel all that chaotic. However, it's my name, and as you said, no one would forget it easily.

Cabbages? That would be quite nice, actually.

[loitumaprincess]

A-are you sure you don't feel chaotic? Sometimes you can feel secretly chaotic! Like, turtles! I'm sure they're very chaotic animals!

A-ah, yes, raw cabbages! I think they're very healthy. But don't eat too much of them, or else you'll turn green.

[allthingstodust]

I feel rather calm, actually. But perhaps you're right. The proverbial calm before the storm?

Is that so? You've turned green from eating too much cabbage?

[loitumaprincess]

Yes! Like tornados! Or turtles on tornados! I think the second one makes more sense.

W-well, that's what I've heard, but I haven't actually tried it. I would, but I don't like raw cabbages as much as cabbage cake... but--but--it's important to keep your health! You have to eat vegetables without sugar! Or else you'll get gingivitis!

[allthingstodust]

Are you feeling alright, miss?

[loitumaprincess]

I-I feel fine! Re-really! Why do you as--

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... IS MY SKIN TURNING GREEN?! O-oh no! Oh no what should I do what should I do maybe I should DOES ANYBODY HAVE CARROTS and then the orange can fight the green and then it'll go PEW PEW PEW and carrots! Carrots!!

[allthingstodust]

(And chaos stands there, smiling slightly.)

No, your skin isn't turning green.

[loitumaprincess]

Are--Are you sure?

[allthingstodust]

I'm positive.

[loitumaprincess]

O-oh! Good! N-not that there's anything wrong with being green, bu-but then when I grow up, I'd have to be a green robot.

[allthingstodust]

You certainly have an interesting way of looking at things.

[loitumaprincess]

E-eh? Oh! Right! Not everybody wants to be a robot when they grow up. Do--do you want to be anything in the future...?

[allthingstodust]

I... don't know. I'm not sure I've ever given it thought.

[loitumaprincess]

I think you should be purple.

[allthingstodust]

Pardon? What part of me should be purple?