[fic] never you mind the exit signs, flo/mayhem, pg-13, 2800 words

[allthingsholy]

Title: Never You Mind the Exit Signs
Pairing: Flo (Progressive)/Mayhem (Allstate)
Fandom: TV Commercials
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2800
For: ishie, off her prompt at Write for Relief. (Go, peruse, write something awesome, send money to a good cause.)
Notes: Thanks to juniperlane for looking over it and reassuring me I haven't totally lost my mind, thanks to Ish

Comments

[juniperlane]

THIS IS THE BEST CRACK SHIP TO END ALL CRACK SHIPS.

ALSO, YOUR FLO AND MAYHEM ARE THE BEST.

[allthingsholy]

I AWKWARDLY FIST-BUMP YOU BACK.