"if I were that stoned-"
par-taaay
or what would happen if mulder and scully got totally drunk and decided to have a basement party.
or what i think about when i'm in physics on a sugar high
no spoilers, so you know, laura :P
1. She's a Genius by JET
Because Scully's a medical doctah and can own you in any state of inebriation.
2. Diamond Life by Tyga.
Because Mulder's a pimp. Syzygy, is all I have to say.
3. LoveGame by Lady GaGa.
Disco Stick. That is all.
4. Viva la Vida (Thin White Duke Remix by Coldplay.
Probably the angstiest song on this mix, but it wouldn't be the X-Files without some angst, right?
5. Do It Well (feat Ludacris) by Jennifer Lopez.
A party song but really very fitting for Scully? A slightly crunk Scully? A slightly crunk lusty Scully?
6. Celebration by Madonna.
First up, I just love this song. Second up, it's a party song. Third up - Skinner, drunk, singing Madonna. IT'S SRS BISNIS (britishwannabe1, you better appreciate this).
7. Larger Than Life by the Backstreet Boys.
IT WAS THE NINETIES, PEOPLE. Nothing about the nineties is complete without the Backstreet Boys.
8. Hold You Down (Remix to the Remix) by Jennifer Lopez feat. Fat Joe
Also pretty angsty, I suppose. But it's JLo! It's totes pimpin'.
9. Don't Stop Believin' (Glee Version) by the cast of Glee.
Don't Stop Believing? I Want To Believe? LOLZ LOLZ GET IT?
10. Raving, I'm Raving (Walking in Memphis Remix) by Happy Hardcore.
Because I promised Laura no spoilers... they would so rave when this song came on, right? Except for the tinkly piano parts. Then they would dance ♥
BONUS TRACK
The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files... You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
I APOLOGISE. REALLY, I DO.