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My Complete Advent Calendar

Dec 23, 2014 21:02

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Sterek recs! Hopefully you haven't read all of these yet. <3

• roses are #ff0000 by nashirah (teen and up, 6k+) "Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, they're fucking purple, This place is neat, Let me buy you a Slurpee."

• Handsome Hobo by relenafanel, Swing Set in December (teen and up, 8k+) Derek should probably stop rummaging through garbage if he doesn't want people to assume he's homeless.

• Bogarted by HalfFizzbin (mature, 3k+) Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye." (Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

• Not Like Bond & Moneypenny by WhoNatural (mature, 29k+) (AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty) Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.

• it's gonna take a superman by kellifer_fic (teen and up, 14k+) Derek figured the Children of Villains support group would at least be full of outcasts like him. How wrong could he be?

• Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain (teen and up, 17k+) “He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."

• Werewolf Love Songs, Vol. 1 by aggybird (explicit, 37k+) Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow's music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love. Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid.

• Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout) by mirrorkill (explicit, 20k+) This is Derek Hale's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. All he wants is to enjoy his new apartment in peace. But you can't always get what you want. And if he tries real hard, will the voice in his head help him get what he needs?

• I'm Not Going to Let You Go Down (With the Ship) by tryslora (mature, 25k+) Stiles just wants to get through his greenhorn crab fishing season on the Spark alive, and prove to his dad that he has great potential to become his second in command. He thinks it’s going to be easy, until fist fights, old enemies, new friends, and the unexpected appearance of a very hot dude complicate things. A lot.

• The Hazards (and Benefits) of Channel-Surfing on Friday Nights by herbeautifullie (mature, 12k+) He's watching TV over the edge of his laptop when Scott brings up the fact that he's still a lonely loser in his third year of college without a boyfriend which, while being completely true, is really fucking unappreciated. It sparks a desperate need to save what little manhood Stiles has and, before he knows it, he's blurting, "I totally have a boyfriend, dude. Shows how much you know." How was he supposed to know Scott would doubt him? It's not Stiles' fault that someone named Derek Hale really exists. It's also not his fault when his lie grows legs and runs so far he can't find it until it's too late - too late and standing right in front of him, gorgeous and annoyed and not at all the person Stiles made him up to be. Yeah, this could get bad.

• Two Bros in the Know by blue_fjords (explicit, 28k+) According to their fansite, Two Bros in the Know (or TBK, as they were referred to by those in the know) grew out of an idea Scott had their senior year of high school. This is the story of how the TBK crew met the Hale crew, featuring a golden bromance, pranks, stress baking, pillow forts, an internet meme, homemade moonshine, ghostly apparitions, dramatic rescues, the plot of a Muppet Show special, and of course, true love.

• Every Step You Take by Nokomis (mature, 49k+) Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

• 'Linski's Late Night Antidote to Lame by WhoNatural (teen and up, 13k+) Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan. Also there's this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

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