[Alex's face pops into view, a wry expression on his face.]
I don't suppose anyone else happens to have a pair of these on them, do they? I would like to think I'd remember hijinks that involved handcuffs.
[That look he's giving right now is for you Anders.]
As it stands, I also have a key, but... [he demonstrates with the key, trying to unlock
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Really.
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Yes, handcuffs.
[He lifts his left wrist so the offending items are visible, his expression bemused more than anything. At least they were just steel and not silver...]
I don't suppose you remember anything that I don't?
[Yes, Anders, he's teasing... mostly.]
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[They looked like small manacles. And a smaller chain. Nothing too threatening, just annoying.]
Not particularly, no.
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These, darling, are the finest in bedroom apparel.
[His tone is teasing and he doesn't look too serious... mostly.]
Although they are generally lined with fake fur of some kind of the bright colored persuasion.
[He wasn't considering keeping the cuffs. Nope, not at all... well, not if he couldn't find his matching key...]
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So... you're saying we all woke up attached to various pairs of... sex manacles?
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Surprise... your boyfriend is from a FAR more deviant world than you might have presumed. No, love, not just for sex, but sometimes. They're used, for the most part, to secure criminals or subdue them at any rate.
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[He sighs, shakes his head.]
And here I was, trying to be optimistic, for once.
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Oh, I dunno... could be something simpler than we fear. Let's keep the optimism until we learn otherwise.
[Maybe it was part of Hawke's big sexy party?]
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No... probably not, but if I view every day like that I won't want to even leave my room.
[He offers Anders a wry grin then.]
Try not to cuff yourself to anyone unsavory, mmm? At least not until you find a key that works for you...
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[He's... trying to be reassuring, oddly enough.]
I don't intend on cuffing myself to anyone, to be honest.
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Yet, anyway...
[He sounds amused, but really, would it be much longer before they were punished for simply speaking out? Who knew! A lot of people would be in for a terrible time, if so. (Seriously, could you imagine that shit?)
Then a genuinely amused chuckle follows at the latter.]
With any luck, it will prove that easy.
[Good luck with Rem, Anders! <33]
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Let me know if you need anything, love...
[Be happy you're going to get cuffed to Rem, dearest... things could have been quite worse had you been cuffed in a precarious position.]
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[He pauses.]
... Try and stay away from anyone dangerous, while these things are on.
[Like That Woman.]
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I'll do my absolute best... I've rather had my fill of 'danger' and 'life threatening' for a while.
[Oh... you mean the woman that was keeping him company during the full moon? Nah, he'll stay away from her... he will be stuck with at least one troll that kinda sorta wants him dead, though. Oops.]
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