[ 11 ] Eridan: Fail at social skills [Text/Video]

[allthefeelings]

wwho planned this
this is ridiculous theres clearly not enough room for all a these neww people
if youre gonnasasf3escs
fuck

[Video]
[Eridan looks displeased as per usual and is shouting over the camera.]

Fuckin' excuse you! I'm not typin' around these assholes anymore. [Something occurs to him and he talks to the screen.] Uh... If you're from Alternia,

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[bakurakrazie]

BUT THERE IS

room for all of these new people, I mean.

At least for the weekend. It'll just be really cooozyyyyy.

[allthefeelings]

It's not cozy, it's cramped, learn the fuckin' difference.

[bakurakrazie]

Hey, it all depends on your perspective. If you're a cranky mcgillface then it's cramped. If you're social and friendly than it's cozy!

Although for claustrophobics it's probably terrible.

[allthefeelings]

I'm not cranky! I'm just not bein' ridiculously optimistic an' blindin' myself to the actual situation.

[bakurakrazie]

Yes because those are obviously the only two options.

Oh man. Cursed Demyx was right. It is fun to mess with you!

[allthefeelings]

Wwhat. I should a' knowwn he set you on me.

[bakurakrazie]

Haha, the implication that Demyx is that crafty. Or, uh, that smart, for that matter. No, he doesn't actually know about me. And besides, he likes you.

[allthefeelings]

He does? How do you knoww if he doesn't knoww you? Are you spyin' on us?

[bakurakrazie]

Yeah, he totally does! And it doesn't hurt that you're a sea-troll, either.

Oh, uh, okay, so, the way it's been explained, by me I guess, is that everyone in the City's got a personal deity? Some people- is people not generic enough? That may discount non-humans, and I don't wanna be racist. Well, some citizens have one to themselves, and others share one with other citizens. I'm Demyx's.

[allthefeelings]

Wwhy doesn't he know you exist, then? You're not seriously tellin' me I'vve got one, are you?

[bakurakrazie]

Well, I've never talked to him. And I guess he skipped over that part in the guide when he read it. But yes! I am indeed.

[allthefeelings]

Wwhat a fuckin' ridiculous concept. Wwhy should I believve you?

[bakurakrazie]

Shrug? I'm telling the truth about Demyx, though.

[allthefeelings]

Alright, I suppose I can believve that much.

[bakurakrazie]

Yeah, you kind of have to. He's basically too much of a derp to dislike anyone too much. Plus he was really seriously cursed that one weekend.