C-sections and little girls
A few nights ago, we received a phonecall from my cousin informing us that his wife just gave birth to a little baby girl, Megan. Couple of days letter, we get an email containing pictures which chronicled the entire C-section procedure. EW gross. My dad thought it'll be funny or 'enlightening' (frankly I had no idea what he was thinking)to show my neighbour's 7 year old daughter the pictures. Sex education 101 he says.
The results were not pretty.
The first question she asked, all wide eyed and curious (and not the least bit grossed out as I was), was, "Do they really take babies out with a kitchen knife?" LOL. My dad told her no, it's a special kind of knife and that most of the time, babies come out of the body naturally. She was all O_o, from where? And, oh man, my dad's exact word: From the little hole behind where you pee from! She was SO horrified and pretty much scarred for life I think. The expression on her face was :O:O:O for the longest period of time, while I was just like ZOMG PLZ STOP THIS TYVM.
Speaking of this little girl, she seem to have the ability to be al -pinchmeI'msoadorable- cute one minute and yet, turn into a complete fucking terror the next. We were webcamming with my older brother and she was utterly enamoured with the whole concept of talking to a computer screen so she decides to take The Commander Seat. Which was all fine and dandy and kinda adorable at first with her making goofy faces at my brother. That is, until she opens her mouth. It was hella irritating. Imagine my dad and my disembodied voices talking about house rent and student visas while having to stare at this crazy little girl making fart noises and a fake beard created by her hair. SRSLY.
She was having so much fun looking at her own self in the camera it's almost like she was ~born to be a star~.
Addendum: Whee. Steven vs Kaka Part Deux tonight! (or technically, tmr morning but whatevs). This time, I'm supporting Kaks for real.
The results were not pretty.
The first question she asked, all wide eyed and curious (and not the least bit grossed out as I was), was, "Do they really take babies out with a kitchen knife?" LOL. My dad told her no, it's a special kind of knife and that most of the time, babies come out of the body naturally. She was all O_o, from where? And, oh man, my dad's exact word: From the little hole behind where you pee from! She was SO horrified and pretty much scarred for life I think. The expression on her face was :O:O:O for the longest period of time, while I was just like ZOMG PLZ STOP THIS TYVM.
Speaking of this little girl, she seem to have the ability to be al -pinchmeI'msoadorable- cute one minute and yet, turn into a complete fucking terror the next. We were webcamming with my older brother and she was utterly enamoured with the whole concept of talking to a computer screen so she decides to take The Commander Seat. Which was all fine and dandy and kinda adorable at first with her making goofy faces at my brother. That is, until she opens her mouth. It was hella irritating. Imagine my dad and my disembodied voices talking about house rent and student visas while having to stare at this crazy little girl making fart noises and a fake beard created by her hair. SRSLY.
She was having so much fun looking at her own self in the camera it's almost like she was ~born to be a star~.
Addendum: Whee. Steven vs Kaka Part Deux tonight! (or technically, tmr morning but whatevs). This time, I'm supporting Kaks for real.