Either/or
Dear Rep. Patrick Kennedy:
Based on the documented recount of your recent "run in" in Washington, DC, I see two options -
1) You were driving drunk and the failure of the police to perform a breathalizer test does not change the fact that you are an idiot.
OR
2) You were driving while taking Ambien and Phenergan (both of which CLEARLY say, "Do not operate vehicles or machinery while taking this medication"), in which case you are an idiot.
In summation, I see no away around correctly iterating the immortal words of Judge Judy - "You, sir, are an idiot!"
Sincerely,
aj
Based on the documented recount of your recent "run in" in Washington, DC, I see two options -
1) You were driving drunk and the failure of the police to perform a breathalizer test does not change the fact that you are an idiot.
OR
2) You were driving while taking Ambien and Phenergan (both of which CLEARLY say, "Do not operate vehicles or machinery while taking this medication"), in which case you are an idiot.
In summation, I see no away around correctly iterating the immortal words of Judge Judy - "You, sir, are an idiot!"
Sincerely,
aj