For those of you who haven't already caught on...
APRIL FOOLS, SUCKAHS!! xDD
Like I'd ever leave LJ because of some RL dramallama bullshit! PLEASE. You guys are so gullible! It was even tagged as a holiday post! ♥
domestik caught on right away, as did my lovely
urufudo, who totally played along without me even having to speak with her. ♥ (You know me far too well. This could be a security issue.)
import and
rewritten were also teh suspicious, but the rest of you were so CUTE, offering me your heart-felt goodbyes! It's nice to know I'm loved! xD
Uh, guys? What are you doing with that grenade launc...@#$%^&*!!!!
EDIT: I unscreened some of the comments on the last post now that there's no use in keeping up the pretense. :3