[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over]infernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 09:30:08 UTC
...Squirt, have I told you that you have the weirdest voice mail message ever? Because you do. It's a good thing you're cute.
Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted me to get you a Snickers and some Radiant Lights since I was at the store and all, but since you didn't answer, I guess that's a no...[snicker] I'll be here for about fifteen minutes, got to get some food that isn't ramen. You can text me back if you get this in time. ♥
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyDecember 28 2008, 09:44:55 UTC
Whaaaaaaaaaat?! It is not weird! I just got through watching The Maltese Falcon when I recorded that, so it's totally clever! And didn't you want to come join my HEIST?!?! I HAVE A VAN. ... You just don't appreciate my awesome sense of humor :( :( :(
Hahaha, awwww, Axel~ ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME OUT IN PUBLIC AGAIN? You just gotta get me out of your head, all that wibbling is bad for your image, remembeeeeer~? Might catch that "weird" sense of humor, too. ;) But, YES!!! I would love that, you're so sweet... ♥. I'm actually out in the arboretum anyway~ Pluto demanded walking NOW and who am I to refuse sad eyes? :(
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 09:49:55 UTC
It's not clever; it's a quote, Exclamation Point. A van? Are you going to tempt small children with candy and rape them?
Actually, if you must know, I'm at the store I went after we had sex the first time ♥ I'd be a bad boyfriend if I wasn't thinking of you here...and if I cared about my image, I'd be dating Demyx. No problem, I'll pick them up for you. See you when we both get back, I guess. My dorm as usual? It's just so superior to yours.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyDecember 28 2008, 10:02:49 UTC
Pffffffffffft, like yours is any better... Do you know how many people pull that 'hello..?' joke?! Totally unoriginal, Axel, I'm disappointed!!! ;P ... Not that I didn't fall for it. WHAAAT?! Noooo, to get away from the COPS, OF COURSE. Jeez, I need to brush you up on classic noir cliches...
.... What's that supposed to mean? >[ Sure~ ♥ ♥ ♥ Want me to bring some movies up? We could stay in bed all day and have a Kung-Fu marathon!!! Superior = messier? ♥
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 10:09:11 UTC
Well, mine's unoriginal and clever, while yours is original and not clever. I think I prefer mine ;] And of course you fell for it ♥ Riiiight, and I need to brush you up on the rules of life. People with vans = child molesters. Is there something you're not telling me?
What's that face for? You know what I mean. If I cared about people thinking I was so badass and mysteriously sexy, would I be dating an adorable freshman? Sounds good to me, as long as you don't mind me criticizing their techniques the whole way. Sure, messier. And warmer, and with a bigger bed.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyDecember 28 2008, 10:18:25 UTC
Yeah, yeaaaah, whatever. I think it's funny and, hey -- it got me free sandwiches one time, so can I complain?! Hahaha, you know it. Where do you think I get all my child-like innocence from?!?! I suck out souuuuuls, whooOOoooOOOoo~
... aw, you can't be badass if you date me? What if people find out I suck out childrens' essences??? WILL I BE MORE HARDCORE THEN?! Hahaha, what are kung-fu movies for but to make fun of?! Besides, you can show me some real moves, I'm sure~ ;) I already live there, remember? You don't need to convince me that I want to be where you are. ♥
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 10:26:19 UTC
...from who? ...Innuendo, Sora.
......................... Tai chi is nonviolent. We don't spend class walking on the ceiling. Somehow I'd like to see you try to meditate. Well, you are the one, the one that lies close to me, whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly," I fell in love, in love with you suddenly, and there's no place else I could be but here in your arms ♥
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyDecember 28 2008, 10:49:06 UTC
Do I detect a hint of jealousy in that ellipsis, Axel? ;D You're not the only one who brings me snacks! Maybe my sandwich benefactor wishes to remain anonymous, hmmm~? Oh, UGH, AXEL. C'mon, that's gross!!! You're the guy who likes 'em young, anyway, you sure you don't have a van too?!
... What?! D8 Uhhh, I can sit in the lotus position...? I CAN WALK ON MY KNEES!!! And karate chop people in the neck! ... All of these things have nothing to do with mediation, but the neck chopping is pretty handy when I have to deal with stupid. Well, what can I say? I like where you sleep when you sleep next to me. ♥ I do miss you though.. Life is so boring without you!!! Even Pluto thinks so, no one throws sticks like you~
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 14:53:19 UTC
...That, or I don't want you poisoned. Hey. Ephebophile, thank you very much. You're past puberty.
Innuendo again...'suck out essences?!' Really? My sensei sat in the lotus position for 24 hours once, just to prove he could. I can do it for about six before I need a smoke, a piss, and something to eat. I like where you sleep...here Yeah, not with your stumpy arms
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyDecember 29 2008, 11:09:53 UTC
Pffft, I doubt Kairi has intent to poison me... Don't be jealous!!! I've got enough love in my heart for all the redheads in my life! ♥ ... So, what, you the Hephaestion to my Alexander or something? ;P
You're mind's just in the gutter, Axel! Whaaaaat?! And you didn't get completely bored out of your mind?! Man... I can barely sit in a waiting room for thirty minutes before I feel like going crazy... I DO NOT HAVE STUMPY ARMS
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinDecember 29 2008, 20:41:48 UTC
...Well, yeah, you've got me there. Just don't accept any sandwiches from an anonymous "friend", okay? You are such a nerd, how are you always failing everything?
Anyone would see that as innuendo. That's the whole point of meditation, squirt. You get past the thinking and into a deeper state of being. C'mon, you have a ridiculous imagination. Try and get lost in it some time. YES YOU DO ♥
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 3 2009, 12:59:06 UTC
Hahaha, what, you think somebody's out to get me or something, Axel? Who would ever want to hurt "cute," "little" Sora, huuuuh?! ;P Er, uh, besides your crazy stalkers... I told you; it's not that I'm dumb, I just get distracted. School is boring, books aren't.
Well, I didn't, so what does that mean? But... but I always get yelled at when I do that! That's how I end up face first in phone booths too, I'll have you know!!! You got some safer way to meditate that doesn't encourage my daydreaming accidents? AUUUUUUGH I DO NOT D< D< D< D<
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinJanuary 3 2009, 14:12:32 UTC
You just answered that for yourself, Squirt ♥ There's also the option of anyone who wants a piece of "cute little Sora", and I don't mean in the fighting way you're probably thinking of. Somehow I think you just have crappy teachers. Believe you me, I understand ignoring shit no one cares about, like upper-level math. I can multiply and divide and so on but give one reason outside of being a math teacher or an engineer that I need for limits.
You're going to get raped if you don't stick by me? ♥ .........Do you seriously think I walk around meditating? Sora, when you meditate, you sit still and close your eyes. Try that for once. YES YOU ARE :] ASK PLUTO
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 4 2009, 00:57:32 UTC
Wait, whaaaaat? What're you tryin' to say, huuuh, Axel?! You think I can't take care of myself? ;P I'm a LOT stronger then you think, y'know... We all know you'd kill whoever tried anyway. ♥ Ehhh, probably. School's never made all the much sense to me anyway; just sorta did it because there aren't many other options... I think it's kind of messed up when someone looks at a piece of paper and tells you how much your worth just because you could memorize all the states backwards or something equally stupid, but C'EST LA VIE. I put more stock in life experience.
-?!?!?! AGAIN. I'm starting to think you're the only one who's going to be doing the raping around here, SexOnTheBrain. ... So why wouldn't you just go to sleep? D: DKGFJDJSTFU
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinJanuary 4 2009, 01:08:05 UTC
I'm just looking out for you, is all. Thought you liked that? If you're going to be a photographer, do you even really need college? Except for a backup plan, obviously.
You're the one spouting innuendo everywhere. It could be argued in court that you were asking for it. ...because you're meditating. It doesn't work like that.He said you did, didn't he.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 4 2009, 01:37:12 UTC
Mmm, well I do~ BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD THINK I'M NOT TOUGH. Because I totally am!!! MILES AND MILES OF TOUGH. Pretty much and, uh, what else is there to do? I wanted to go on an epic adventure to save the world, but that fell through, so I get my thrills through dating pyromaniacs.
Weeeell, it's only rape if it's not consensual, right~? ;D But if I'm sitting down in one spot with my eyes closed and my brain turned off, why wouldn't I go to sleep?! It seems like that would help a lot more then zoning out and getting cricks in your spine!!! Don't tell me what my talking, magical dog does and doesn't tell me...! ;P
Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted me to get you a Snickers and some Radiant Lights since I was at the store and all, but since you didn't answer, I guess that's a no...[snicker] I'll be here for about fifteen minutes, got to get some food that isn't ramen. You can text me back if you get this in time. ♥
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Hahaha, awwww, Axel~ ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME OUT IN PUBLIC AGAIN? You just gotta get me out of your head, all that wibbling is bad for your image, remembeeeeer~? Might catch that "weird" sense of humor, too. ;) But, YES!!! I would love that, you're so sweet... ♥. I'm actually out in the arboretum anyway~ Pluto demanded walking NOW and who am I to refuse sad eyes? :(
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Actually, if you must know, I'm at the store I went after we had sex the first time ♥ I'd be a bad boyfriend if I wasn't thinking of you here...and if I cared about my image, I'd be dating Demyx. No problem, I'll pick them up for you. See you when we both get back, I guess. My dorm as usual? It's just so superior to yours.
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.... What's that supposed to mean? >[ Sure~ ♥ ♥ ♥ Want me to bring some movies up? We could stay in bed all day and have a Kung-Fu marathon!!! Superior = messier? ♥
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What's that face for? You know what I mean. If I cared about people thinking I was so badass and mysteriously sexy, would I be dating an adorable freshman? Sounds good to me, as long as you don't mind me criticizing their techniques the whole way. Sure, messier. And warmer, and with a bigger bed.
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... aw, you can't be badass if you date me? What if people find out I suck out childrens' essences??? WILL I BE MORE HARDCORE THEN?! Hahaha, what are kung-fu movies for but to make fun of?! Besides, you can show me some real moves, I'm sure~ ;) I already live there, remember? You don't need to convince me that I want to be where you are. ♥
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......................... Tai chi is nonviolent. We don't spend class walking on the ceiling. Somehow I'd like to see you try to meditate. Well, you are the one, the one that lies close to me, whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly," I fell in love, in love with you suddenly, and there's no place else I could be but here in your arms ♥
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... What?! D8 Uhhh, I can sit in the lotus position...? I CAN WALK ON MY KNEES!!! And karate chop people in the neck! ... All of these things have nothing to do with mediation, but the neck chopping is pretty handy when I have to deal with stupid. Well, what can I say? I like where you sleep when you sleep next to me. ♥ I do miss you though.. Life is so boring without you!!! Even Pluto thinks so, no one throws sticks like you~
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Innuendo again...'suck out essences?!' Really? My sensei sat in the lotus position for 24 hours once, just to prove he could. I can do it for about six before I need a smoke, a piss, and something to eat. I like where you sleep...here Yeah, not with your stumpy arms
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You're mind's just in the gutter, Axel! Whaaaaat?! And you didn't get completely bored out of your mind?! Man... I can barely sit in a waiting room for thirty minutes before I feel like going crazy... I DO NOT HAVE STUMPY ARMS
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Anyone would see that as innuendo. That's the whole point of meditation, squirt. You get past the thinking and into a deeper state of being. C'mon, you have a ridiculous imagination. Try and get lost in it some time. YES YOU DO ♥
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Well, I didn't, so what does that mean? But... but I always get yelled at when I do that! That's how I end up face first in phone booths too, I'll have you know!!! You got some safer way to meditate that doesn't encourage my daydreaming accidents? AUUUUUUGH I DO NOT D< D< D< D<
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You're going to get raped if you don't stick by me? ♥ .........Do you seriously think I walk around meditating? Sora, when you meditate, you sit still and close your eyes. Try that for once. YES YOU ARE :] ASK PLUTO
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-?!?!?! AGAIN. I'm starting to think you're the only one who's going to be doing the raping around here, SexOnTheBrain. ... So why wouldn't you just go to sleep? D: DKGFJDJSTFU
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You're the one spouting innuendo everywhere. It could be argued in court that you were asking for it. ...because you're meditating. It doesn't work like that.He said you did, didn't he.
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Weeeell, it's only rape if it's not consensual, right~? ;D But if I'm sitting down in one spot with my eyes closed and my brain turned off, why wouldn't I go to sleep?! It seems like that would help a lot more then zoning out and getting cricks in your spine!!! Don't tell me what my talking, magical dog does and doesn't tell me...! ;P
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