palm trees are growing and a warm breeze is blowing
okey dokey pokey
i got the management job
yup.
im a manager
the boss
(no, you cant call me bruce)
i officially start on monday
im sooo excited
more money
more hours
less cash register
WOOOOOOOOO
lets see... other interesting things in my life...
-there is a wall in out living room with no power
its the wall the tv is on
ergo, ive read like a dozen books in like 4 days
-i had a dream the other night that we were all turning slowly into butter
it was contagious. all someone had to do was touch you, and youd turn to butter too
some guy deliberatly touched my back and i bumped into alisa and we all went into a bedroom with some other guy and talked about mortality until we were all butter... then i woke up
-two guys i work with (one is 19 the other 20) were haviing a conversation today about good places in buffalo to get married.
instead of seeing this as stunning, my first thought was "geez, i hope im not living in buffalo when i get married"
-i got up one day and thought my alarm clock had broken and that i was going to be late for work. so i shut off the alarm and hopped in the shower
luckily for me, i wear my watch in the shower, because while in there i happened to glance at it
i was an hour early
ive never had that much time in the morning. i always end up seeing how close i can cut it and still be technically "on time"
-the waiter at the restraunt we always go to on friday nights totally remembers our orders now
what makes it even better is that its a mexican place and hes trying to ween us off talking to him in english
-tengo un hambre hombre en mis hombros
translation: i have a hungry man on my shoulders
-the dick shooting:
coreys lj post is amazing and thats my thoughts on that
-i have a poster in my room of a hammock between two palm trees on a white sandy beach and a bright blue ocean.
i want to be there right now more than i want a next meal
heck, id give up food for a whole week to be there
too bad you cant get an airline ticket for food
...in a perfect world...
...we might all be butter...
i got the management job
yup.
im a manager
the boss
(no, you cant call me bruce)
i officially start on monday
im sooo excited
more money
more hours
less cash register
WOOOOOOOOO
lets see... other interesting things in my life...
-there is a wall in out living room with no power
its the wall the tv is on
ergo, ive read like a dozen books in like 4 days
-i had a dream the other night that we were all turning slowly into butter
it was contagious. all someone had to do was touch you, and youd turn to butter too
some guy deliberatly touched my back and i bumped into alisa and we all went into a bedroom with some other guy and talked about mortality until we were all butter... then i woke up
-two guys i work with (one is 19 the other 20) were haviing a conversation today about good places in buffalo to get married.
instead of seeing this as stunning, my first thought was "geez, i hope im not living in buffalo when i get married"
-i got up one day and thought my alarm clock had broken and that i was going to be late for work. so i shut off the alarm and hopped in the shower
luckily for me, i wear my watch in the shower, because while in there i happened to glance at it
i was an hour early
ive never had that much time in the morning. i always end up seeing how close i can cut it and still be technically "on time"
-the waiter at the restraunt we always go to on friday nights totally remembers our orders now
what makes it even better is that its a mexican place and hes trying to ween us off talking to him in english
-tengo un hambre hombre en mis hombros
translation: i have a hungry man on my shoulders
-the dick shooting:
coreys lj post is amazing and thats my thoughts on that
-i have a poster in my room of a hammock between two palm trees on a white sandy beach and a bright blue ocean.
i want to be there right now more than i want a next meal
heck, id give up food for a whole week to be there
too bad you cant get an airline ticket for food
...in a perfect world...
...we might all be butter...