Auggie and the Robotic Eye
Today I took icculusx to go get the dog he wanted off petfinder.com.
So we get down to Warren, and he sees the dog. He likes it and decides to get it.
We drive to the petfinder office so he can adopt it. As soon as we get to the office the lady who had the dog opens the door and the motherfucker ran away. It was seriously like the fastest I've ever seen a dog move. Everyone in the parking lot started chasing after it. Even though I felt bad for Kyle, I couldn't help cracking up. I mean thats like something out of a fucking movie. He's tried to get a dog for like a month, he finally does and that happens. Un-fucking-real. I told him, "Maybe you're just not supposed to have a dog."
They finally caught the dog though, and we got him home without incident. It's wierd looking, it's the only orange dog I've ever seen. It's seriously fucking orange. Glad he got his dog though.
In other news Rayna informed Jenny and I that she has a robotic eye.
It's not just a normal robotic eye, it gives her the following powers:
1. "It can see through walls."
2. "It can beat up people without touching them."
3. "It can be a Satellite" (I think she meant Satellite dish, but who knows.)
4. "It can turn off lights and stuff."
5. "It can see solar systems."
6. "It can draw its own pictures and send them into peoples head."
And most importantly...
7. "It can plug into TV's"
Coolest... kid ... ever.
So we get down to Warren, and he sees the dog. He likes it and decides to get it.
We drive to the petfinder office so he can adopt it. As soon as we get to the office the lady who had the dog opens the door and the motherfucker ran away. It was seriously like the fastest I've ever seen a dog move. Everyone in the parking lot started chasing after it. Even though I felt bad for Kyle, I couldn't help cracking up. I mean thats like something out of a fucking movie. He's tried to get a dog for like a month, he finally does and that happens. Un-fucking-real. I told him, "Maybe you're just not supposed to have a dog."
They finally caught the dog though, and we got him home without incident. It's wierd looking, it's the only orange dog I've ever seen. It's seriously fucking orange. Glad he got his dog though.
In other news Rayna informed Jenny and I that she has a robotic eye.
It's not just a normal robotic eye, it gives her the following powers:
1. "It can see through walls."
2. "It can beat up people without touching them."
3. "It can be a Satellite" (I think she meant Satellite dish, but who knows.)
4. "It can turn off lights and stuff."
5. "It can see solar systems."
6. "It can draw its own pictures and send them into peoples head."
And most importantly...
7. "It can plug into TV's"
Coolest... kid ... ever.