So we're rearranging the house and we noticed that these "wooden beams" that were in my house were falling. This morning they were really really low, so I said, "Damn, we better take those things down, those could fall and crush someone." So I go to touch them and gage how heavy they are and I discover that they're made of fucking fiberglass. They must weigh like 1 pound. I started laughing and ripped the fuckers down.
This kind of cracked me up, but won't probably interest anyone else. We let the dog out yesterday, and after it was finished he came in and grabbed his stuffed animal dog and went to the door. We thought he probably just wanted to play with it or something.
Then the next time we let him out, we let he back in and he did the same thing. I wonder if he thinks it has to go out too? No idea, it's weird and it cracked me up.