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Last night we were all bored and looking for someplace different to hang out. We ended up at B's Bowling... Jenny completely kicked our asses.
(Stolen from somethingawful.com)
Steve Perry will never steer you wrong when it comes to saving money.
Steve Perry once saved a small town from a wild motorcycle gang and was awarded a pig who became one of his best friends.
Steve Perry once built a working helicopter out of rope and grass clippings.
Steve Perry's favorite food is pizza.
Steve Perry spent seven years locked inside a sauna and when he came out he could see the past and future, but not the present.
Steve Perry invented Hot Pockets when he folded his sandwich over during the '85 tour.
Steve Perry delivers babies in his spare time and will eat it if it has downs, but if that happens he will steal you a working one and let you have it!
During the 60's, Steve Perry single-handedly stopped a nuclear war by parachuting into Cuba and using his telekinesis to disable the Russian missiles.
Steve Perry set the world landspeed record on roller skates.
Steve Perry once skied through the Gobi Dessert to rescue a baby duck.
Steve Perry carried Jesus' cross for a good half of the way.
Steve Perry is allergic to peanuts so now they only serve pretzels on airplanes.
The "new economy" was built on Steve Perry futures, but the tech bubble burst when Steve Perry got a cold.
Steve Perry once won the national spelling bee, after consuming an entire case of beer by himself.
Steve Perry pulled me out of a wheat thresher when I was 14.
Steve Perry keeps the Halfling village safe from the goblin horde.
Steve Perry was once arrested for punching a handicapped woman's van.
Steve Perry laid an egg the size of a man that will hatch on Armageddon.
Steve Perry is left-handed.
Steve Perry once shot a man just to watch him die, but then brought him back to life, like in the movie Powder.
Steve Perry straddles the inter-dimensional rift between our world and an alternate world where he was actually Jesus.
If you ever look at Steve Perry with your naked eyes, you will go blind. If a blind man looks at Steve Perry, he will be able to see.
Steve Perry is co-founder of the Fairground Association of Mid-West America and as such, he can ride any roller coaster once for free and then at a significant discount the next time but then he has to pay full price.
Steve Perry discovered the cure for AIDS but is waiting until the Cubs win the world series to unveil it.
Steve Perry used to work in a tractor factory and he was voted employee of the month three times in a row.
Steve Perry once ate a 20 ounce steak and skipped out on the bill but left the waitress a $100 tip.
Steve Perry can transform into four types of car and one type of minivan.
Steve Perry was secretly responsible for the assassination attempt on Reagan because he thought that he had a snake demon inside him.
Steve Perry was promoted to the rank of Panzer General after saving Eva Braun from a wild boar attack.
Steve Perry bought a killer whale on the black market and claimed it as a tax deduction.
Steve Perry invented a shovel that has a built in cup holder and a place to keep a hot dog warm.
Steve Perry jump kicked Shredder and saved the ninja turtles from being turned back to regular turtles.
Steve Perry's favorite color is yellow.
Steve Perry fired the first shot in the Revolutionary War.
Steve Perry once killed a unicorn for its horn's magical powers and plunged the world into an ice age.
Steve Perry was the first man to ever travel across the Atlantic Ocean on a rascal electric scooter.
Steve Perry joined the women's suffrage movement because he heard that they were giving away apple fritters at meetings.
Steve Perry has been wearing a Stay Puft marshmallow man costume since the premiere of 'Ghostbusters' and when asked to remove it, he cries marshmallow tears.
Steve Perry owns 3 McDonald's franchises with stellar cleanliness records.
Steve Perry's favorite coffee mug has a picture of the Jamaican flag on it and says "Jamaica me crazy".
Steve Perry bathes in his underwear and sleeps standing up.
Steve Perry once dug up the corpse of Beethoven, opened his mouth and put a nickel in it, then buried him again.
Steve Perry can play all his songs on his cracking knuckles.
Steve Perry has won Olympic medals in every event while carrying a 300 pound fat man on his shoulders.
Steve Perry feeds orphaned baby birds from his own mouth.
Steve Perry defeated the French at the battle of Hastings with his magic longbow "Jennifer".
Steve Perry is the number one supplier of pork in America.
Steve Perry played for Notre Dame in 1926 when he ran for 20,000 yards and 148 touchdowns, but had the records erased so others would not have to play in his shadow.
Steve Perry once had the ability to make rain fall at will, but he traded it for a lifetime supply of Zagnut bars.
Steve Perry sealed my driveway for 30 bucks.
Steve Perry was formed from mud and straw 3,000 years ago by a zoroastrian priest to protect his village from snakes.
(Stolen from somethingawful.com)
Steve Perry will never steer you wrong when it comes to saving money.
Steve Perry once saved a small town from a wild motorcycle gang and was awarded a pig who became one of his best friends.
Steve Perry once built a working helicopter out of rope and grass clippings.
Steve Perry's favorite food is pizza.
Steve Perry spent seven years locked inside a sauna and when he came out he could see the past and future, but not the present.
Steve Perry invented Hot Pockets when he folded his sandwich over during the '85 tour.
Steve Perry delivers babies in his spare time and will eat it if it has downs, but if that happens he will steal you a working one and let you have it!
During the 60's, Steve Perry single-handedly stopped a nuclear war by parachuting into Cuba and using his telekinesis to disable the Russian missiles.
Steve Perry set the world landspeed record on roller skates.
Steve Perry once skied through the Gobi Dessert to rescue a baby duck.
Steve Perry carried Jesus' cross for a good half of the way.
Steve Perry is allergic to peanuts so now they only serve pretzels on airplanes.
The "new economy" was built on Steve Perry futures, but the tech bubble burst when Steve Perry got a cold.
Steve Perry once won the national spelling bee, after consuming an entire case of beer by himself.
Steve Perry pulled me out of a wheat thresher when I was 14.
Steve Perry keeps the Halfling village safe from the goblin horde.
Steve Perry was once arrested for punching a handicapped woman's van.
Steve Perry laid an egg the size of a man that will hatch on Armageddon.
Steve Perry is left-handed.
Steve Perry once shot a man just to watch him die, but then brought him back to life, like in the movie Powder.
Steve Perry straddles the inter-dimensional rift between our world and an alternate world where he was actually Jesus.
If you ever look at Steve Perry with your naked eyes, you will go blind. If a blind man looks at Steve Perry, he will be able to see.
Steve Perry is co-founder of the Fairground Association of Mid-West America and as such, he can ride any roller coaster once for free and then at a significant discount the next time but then he has to pay full price.
Steve Perry discovered the cure for AIDS but is waiting until the Cubs win the world series to unveil it.
Steve Perry used to work in a tractor factory and he was voted employee of the month three times in a row.
Steve Perry once ate a 20 ounce steak and skipped out on the bill but left the waitress a $100 tip.
Steve Perry can transform into four types of car and one type of minivan.
Steve Perry was secretly responsible for the assassination attempt on Reagan because he thought that he had a snake demon inside him.
Steve Perry was promoted to the rank of Panzer General after saving Eva Braun from a wild boar attack.
Steve Perry bought a killer whale on the black market and claimed it as a tax deduction.
Steve Perry invented a shovel that has a built in cup holder and a place to keep a hot dog warm.
Steve Perry jump kicked Shredder and saved the ninja turtles from being turned back to regular turtles.
Steve Perry's favorite color is yellow.
Steve Perry fired the first shot in the Revolutionary War.
Steve Perry once killed a unicorn for its horn's magical powers and plunged the world into an ice age.
Steve Perry was the first man to ever travel across the Atlantic Ocean on a rascal electric scooter.
Steve Perry joined the women's suffrage movement because he heard that they were giving away apple fritters at meetings.
Steve Perry has been wearing a Stay Puft marshmallow man costume since the premiere of 'Ghostbusters' and when asked to remove it, he cries marshmallow tears.
Steve Perry owns 3 McDonald's franchises with stellar cleanliness records.
Steve Perry's favorite coffee mug has a picture of the Jamaican flag on it and says "Jamaica me crazy".
Steve Perry bathes in his underwear and sleeps standing up.
Steve Perry once dug up the corpse of Beethoven, opened his mouth and put a nickel in it, then buried him again.
Steve Perry can play all his songs on his cracking knuckles.
Steve Perry has won Olympic medals in every event while carrying a 300 pound fat man on his shoulders.
Steve Perry feeds orphaned baby birds from his own mouth.
Steve Perry defeated the French at the battle of Hastings with his magic longbow "Jennifer".
Steve Perry is the number one supplier of pork in America.
Steve Perry played for Notre Dame in 1926 when he ran for 20,000 yards and 148 touchdowns, but had the records erased so others would not have to play in his shadow.
Steve Perry once had the ability to make rain fall at will, but he traded it for a lifetime supply of Zagnut bars.
Steve Perry sealed my driveway for 30 bucks.
Steve Perry was formed from mud and straw 3,000 years ago by a zoroastrian priest to protect his village from snakes.