After the port... [strikes readable]

[allpure]

I can't believe I had my first kiss with a Muggle! What in Merlin's name was I thinking? Not that she was so bad to... No. What am I thinking?!

Ugh. Stupid bloody cupids... I am going to no more ports, I swear. You lot can't force me to go to another one. That includes you, oh-so-powerful Admiral.