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My friend Jacqui sent me this and i found it hilarious. Thought i would share it.
Rebecca asked her father if he thinks God would get mad if she sent a
Christmas card (Rebecca is Jewish).
Rebecca's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other
kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd love everyone And then
he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them
and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. " Rebecca, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Rebecca says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the US
Marines could blow the shit out of him and send him back to hell wherehe
belongs."
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You are a Day Dreamer..
Daydreamers tend to be away from the normal, and
have a deeper aspect when looking at things.
Most of the time, thier outcasts of the social
society, but don't worry. It just means your so
deep it scares thier simple little brains.
What kind of Dreamer are you?
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Rebecca asked her father if he thinks God would get mad if she sent a
Christmas card (Rebecca is Jewish).
Rebecca's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well", she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other
kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he'd love everyone And then
he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them
and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. " Rebecca, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Rebecca says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the US
Marines could blow the shit out of him and send him back to hell wherehe
belongs."
<
You are a Day Dreamer..
Daydreamers tend to be away from the normal, and
have a deeper aspect when looking at things.
Most of the time, thier outcasts of the social
society, but don't worry. It just means your so
deep it scares thier simple little brains.
What kind of Dreamer are you?
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