Holy Cow!
It's been a Loooooooooong time since I've posted anything on Livejournal... however, I was semi proud of a facebook comment I left Paul...
Now before I put it here, I must say that it wasn't just a random urge to make Paul freak out about being closer to 30 than 20, but that in my facebook status I remarked on how I shall soon be turning 20, and how old that feels to me, and how I may or may not breakdown about growing old, but that it can be diverted with cake or cookies. XD
In response to this, he verbally smirked and said Shut the hell up, for he is older. Soooooooooooooooo I decided to be mean, with some serious thought as to what word to use other than "old" I came up with a surprising number, so I decided to make it a slight ramble...and with a little bit of aid from thesaurus.com made an epic version of calling someone old. I suggest it be memorized and used on someone.
Hey! It's not my fault that you're over the hill. You are seasoned, a fossil, a grizzled, senile senior who's past his prime. Archaic! You are along in years...a tired, wasted veteran... An exhausted, elderly, ancient, decrepit, broken-down, debilitated, obsolete, outdated old fart. A relic. You are grey and long in tooth, you have a lot of mileage. You're no spring chicken. You're on your last leg. You're knocking on death's door, with one foot in the grave. You are a decaying, declining old goat - done for, doomed. You're an old timer, a withering pensioner. A moribund Oldster - You're at the end of your rope!
poetic, eh? :P
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edit:
I don't know if it makes ANY difference at all to just how...whatever it is that all of that made me sound like...sounds like.... but I decided to make it so that it was slightly less casual by making all of my it's and you're into it is and you are...s... Screw grammar at the moment, I haven't slept in ages and my adderall for some reason is affecting me very strongly and I've been discussing movies, minimalist art movements in music and painting, religion, etc a LOT. I only have like five minutes to sit down at the moment, and for whatever reason decided to do this in that time. after those five minutes I'm running upstairs changing my clothes and then running to get clothes for my interview on Monday!
Hey! It is not my fault that you are over the hill. You are seasoned, a fossil, a grizzled, senile senior who is past his prime. Archaic! You are along in years...A tired, wasted veteran... An exhausted, elderly, ancient, decrepit, broken-down, debilitated, obsolete, outdated old fart. A relic. You are grey and long in tooth; you have a lot of mileage. You're* no spring chicken. You're* on your last leg. You're knocking on death's door, with one foot in the grave. You are a decaying, declining old goat - done for, doomed. You're an old timer, a withering pensioner. A moribund Oldster - You are at the end of your rope!
*I didn't change it because it's an actual phrase that no one in their right mind says properly with "you are", because then it just sounds too....not insulting or funny.
Now before I put it here, I must say that it wasn't just a random urge to make Paul freak out about being closer to 30 than 20, but that in my facebook status I remarked on how I shall soon be turning 20, and how old that feels to me, and how I may or may not breakdown about growing old, but that it can be diverted with cake or cookies. XD
In response to this, he verbally smirked and said Shut the hell up, for he is older. Soooooooooooooooo I decided to be mean, with some serious thought as to what word to use other than "old" I came up with a surprising number, so I decided to make it a slight ramble...and with a little bit of aid from thesaurus.com made an epic version of calling someone old. I suggest it be memorized and used on someone.
Hey! It's not my fault that you're over the hill. You are seasoned, a fossil, a grizzled, senile senior who's past his prime. Archaic! You are along in years...a tired, wasted veteran... An exhausted, elderly, ancient, decrepit, broken-down, debilitated, obsolete, outdated old fart. A relic. You are grey and long in tooth, you have a lot of mileage. You're no spring chicken. You're on your last leg. You're knocking on death's door, with one foot in the grave. You are a decaying, declining old goat - done for, doomed. You're an old timer, a withering pensioner. A moribund Oldster - You're at the end of your rope!
poetic, eh? :P
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edit:
I don't know if it makes ANY difference at all to just how...whatever it is that all of that made me sound like...sounds like.... but I decided to make it so that it was slightly less casual by making all of my it's and you're into it is and you are...s... Screw grammar at the moment, I haven't slept in ages and my adderall for some reason is affecting me very strongly and I've been discussing movies, minimalist art movements in music and painting, religion, etc a LOT. I only have like five minutes to sit down at the moment, and for whatever reason decided to do this in that time. after those five minutes I'm running upstairs changing my clothes and then running to get clothes for my interview on Monday!
Hey! It is not my fault that you are over the hill. You are seasoned, a fossil, a grizzled, senile senior who is past his prime. Archaic! You are along in years...A tired, wasted veteran... An exhausted, elderly, ancient, decrepit, broken-down, debilitated, obsolete, outdated old fart. A relic. You are grey and long in tooth; you have a lot of mileage. You're* no spring chicken. You're* on your last leg. You're knocking on death's door, with one foot in the grave. You are a decaying, declining old goat - done for, doomed. You're an old timer, a withering pensioner. A moribund Oldster - You are at the end of your rope!
*I didn't change it because it's an actual phrase that no one in their right mind says properly with "you are", because then it just sounds too....not insulting or funny.