(no subject)

[allotrios]

So tonight, we braved the howling white vortex outside to have dinner out at the Olive Garden as a family. We occupied the evening by screaming and throwing food and insults at each other, and afterward, my aunt tried to break into someone's car while they were still in it. I keep telling her to wait until no one's around, but no one ever listens to my excellent advice.

True story.