1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (I will pick only fictional people for you)
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and cliff.
katernater gave me...
Not knowing what cliff means, this is my final answer! ...unless it means something really negative. Then Hammer can have it, and Sherlock can get the shag. After all, it's about the only thing he'd be good for, relationship-wise. Also, I totally copied Kate's super-keen way of laying things out.
EDIT I've re-arranged the order of things to reflect the meaning of "cliff."
SHAG
He's Captain Hammer.
As I said, Holmes isn't much for relationships, and I've never thought of him as a sexual object. But the newer incarnations are sorta....tasty lookin'. And I certainly don't want him going over a cliff. (Been there, done that.)
MARRY
Oh my God, he's rich and hilarious and he wears suits AND lab coats. He faked Aunt May's death for kicks, knocked up his son's girlfriend AND Spider-Man's girlfriend (then threw her off a bridge), recruited a hero for his little team using hamburgers, the list goes on! Hamburgers!
CLIFF
I totally don't even know what this means. But since Holmes ain't exactly the lovin' type, he can have it. I threw in "new" Holmes, in case it's something awful, in which case, SHAG IT IS.
He's Captain Hammer.